Lobsterboy
@lobsterbutt.bsky.social
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notalawyer.bsky.social
the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced
internethippo.bsky.social
At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
There's a meme for it too
A meme of Mickey asking you to see tron and you say yes but then you learn it has Jared keto so you say no
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lizandromeda.bsky.social
every time you shop at a salvation army thrift store, you are supporting christian nationalistic fascism
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
Columbus does have a ton of people who hit buildings with cars though, that's a special thing for us
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
There is a line between doomer and realist. You can be a real doomer until you see actual change at the end of a tunnel.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
My life offline, but my rep is jim jordan so it must be nice having hope for changes lol
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
I will never tire of this goof. Just an fyi.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
how do they square this with the mandate of the populace to allow freely? I mean I know the answer - they dont care
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
our local grocery store has a vending machine for pokemon cards and it goes opaque if you stand near it too long without touching it, and warns you that you have been idle too long
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
do you think they lawyer as poorly as they cosplay one online
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
there are few things as cool as finding someone from another culture who makes food and asking them whats good, what do they like best, and what makes it stand out.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
coming from a pedophile celebrator, thats okay. I dont want to know what goes on in your head.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
if I was retweeting a pedophile who discussed how sexy girl scouts looked, I would not be trying to be snarky on bluesky. I'd be hiding.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
i just cant fathom the thought process for it. they wanted to see it all burn so they made a bunch of AI stuff and went 'NOT GOOD ENOUGH'?
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
you had a shared bond of zionism but they turned away from you, so now your mission is to spite them and anyone associated with them.
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
oh, see I was not sure where you were going with it! so you spent time with someone who became a voice for peace, so you learned to hate them. got it! :D
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
also I have to specify because tony moonbeams seems to have a bad influence on people: yes or no answer please : )
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
do you believe that everyone in gaza is a member of hamas