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Will Johnson

@longklaw.bsky.social

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Software engineer, technology enthusiast, gamer, TV, movie, and music fan. Dog lover. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈. My opinions are my own | 📍Portland, OR

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 13h

First game night I've been to in over a month. And some of the people who met tonight are making plans to hang out this weekend. Warms my cold, black heart

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 23h

My boyfriend texted; "I'm leaving you" and waited several minutes followed by, "after lunch to go shopping with my brother."

I texted him back, "Remind your brother to come over later for a hand job," followed minutes later with, "searching and working on his resume."

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 17h

I'm just over here trying my best, y'all

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 17h

Looking sharp

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 18h

My straight coworker said that today. I didn't know people still said that

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

😮

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

The King family writes some thicc ass books

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

I gotta go to PAX Unplugged one year
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PAX Unplugged

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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 1d

ok who did this? ☹️

a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

There's a hot guy that goes to my new gym and I got really nervous today when he got on the machine next to me. I'm too old for that lol. I'm like 80% sure he's gay

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

Looking forward to some time off during the holidays. Most days I don't have a lot of motivation for work. I just want to go to the gym and play video games

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

Flashback: Not sure what I was going for this Halloween (2016)

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 1d

Guy overslept and missed 2 important meetings this morning and in the current meeting he's interjecting way too much. Seems like he's overcompensating. And he's not really adding anything to the meeting

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 2d

a pink cupcake with a lit candle and the words happy birthday on the bottom

ALT: a pink cupcake with a lit candle and the words happy birthday on the bottom

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PDX Gaymers @pdxgaymers.bsky.social · 2d

Join us every 4th Thursday at the Lucky Lab for a night of board gaming! Play new games! Play old favorites! Make friends!

There will be games to play, but you are welcome to bring your own. We play a variety of game types. All experience levels welcome!

www.pdxgaymers.org

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, like their whole identity is based on their dick size. Probably the least impressive thing to me

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 3d

I always enjoy Drag Bingo, especially when I win some cash

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 3d

Living alone means I never say, "Can't host"

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 3d

Diwali inspired food at work today

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 4d

I was going to post a picture showing how many bottles of lotion I have in my bathroom but I didn't want to look like a freak. At least it's not baby oil, right?

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 4d

Is it surprising that an old shirtless sweaty pic I posted on the meta apps is getting way more engagement than most of my other posts? Nope

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 4d

I miss making out. People these days 😞

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 5d

True

Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 5d

All these people with multiple boyfriends and I haven't been on an actual date in over 9 years 😆

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