Lord Arse! 🕹️
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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk. enq:[email protected]
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'ello 👋

Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.

Thanking you!
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It's creeping in, sadly.
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Brilliant game. Of course, I never even came close to completing it but it was great fun being a bit of a dick.
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Still laughing when I think about this.
Alan Partridge jet pack AI.
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That scene is now etched in my memories.
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The wind rush on the 'hop' would be DEVASTATING.
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They could quite easily add pooping to triple jump if they really cared.
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Some of my best work... but I'm not telling you which one!
Popular now on Prime. "The Girlfriend", "Gen V", "007 Road to a Million" & "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder".
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Saw the Liam Neeson episode the other night on BBC4. Perfect drama, and it ended exactly where it should.

I particularly loved the scene where the kid was sorting out Smarties on the pavement :)
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It is! But the track on Top of the Pops wasn't that one 😔
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Haha. That's righ... ooh, there's a kitty outside the window! 😻
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I shouted and pointed at the screen when I saw that. Missus was completely non-plussed.
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This isn't "The Only Rhyme That Bites" *sad face* #totp
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I was 13 when this song came out and had no idea who Paul Simon OR Chevy Chase were so YES, I thought that Paul Simon was the tall one #totp
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18 to 28 here throughout the nineties. Hell yes!
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Two songs in and this has been better than the entire last hour of #totp.
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Reminds me of the time we were making cocktails at friends and, even though we had pretty much everything, we didn't have vermouth so we made Manhattans with Hungarian dessert wine. It was fine until my mate started getting heart palpitations. We've not had a "Madhattan" since.
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Best side-eye in the business they call show.
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SUSANNA HOFFS ALERT! #totp
Susannah Hoffs side-eye.
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Late nineties #totp is so tedious.
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Did all these earlier in the week. Spent today mixing DIY, paperwork and chilling. Defo TOTP later!
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