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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk.
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'ello 👋

Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.

Thanking you!
My current least favourite thing?

"XXXX mentioned you in YYYY" in Discord.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The 10-year old in me...
Restaurante Arse, Híjar, Aragón, in fact named after the ancient Iberian settlement of Arse in Valencia, later Roman Saguntum, now Sagunt.
Then, an hour along the road, we came to the Catalan village of Bot, also Iberian in origin.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Question: if they reduce the cash ISA limit to £12K a year, surely if you were nervous about investing you could just hold £20K a year as uninvested cash in a stocks & shares ISA?
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Quote post a good face.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What a line-up!
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New Bullseye is insufferable, and it makes me sad.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to daddy,
Come to mummy!
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
1981 was an underrated and incredible year for music #totp
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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That's all my Evercade stuff listed. If this handheld is your cup of tea, then fill your boots!

www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Dreamt last night that Tom Baker agreed to have a selfie with me. He was cold and tired but was happy to wait when I realised that I'd completely forgotten how to use my phone.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That's all my Evercade stuff listed. If this handheld is your cup of tea, then fill your boots!

www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
For #randomgamesaturday it's got to be an N64 title and one that I've ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED BEFORE... until later today when I put my Analogue 3D through it's paces.

Conker's Bad Fur Day!
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"chippy tea?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The SNEZZZ was first released 35 years ago today!
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not a huge Jacko fan but this song sounds INSANE on headphones #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
💔 #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My favourite Pretenders song and there might be one or two of you that know the link between this and Utah Saints... #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want that hat #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I asked Julianne Regan to marry me once. She said no. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
INTERESTING FACTOID: Yazz is 8' 6" TALL and 7' 2" of that is legs. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Showaddywaddy #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
THIS FUCKING SPARROW SONG #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If I had a Tinder profile, "Sophisticated Mama" would be right up at the top there, in bold #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM