Lord Arse! 🕹️
@lordarse.com
Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk and idiot.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️
@lordarse.com
· Nov 4
'ello 👋
Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.
Thanking you!
Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.
Thanking you!
Slightly diminish a game.
Mild Miner.
Mild Miner.
Slightly diminish a game.
Quarter-Life
Quarter-Life
Slightly diminish a game.
No Mas Effect.
No Mas Effect.
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Mild Miner.
Mild Miner.
I just made a joke up.
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I just made a joke up.
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
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For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
And that's how I ended up in a police prison cell today.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
And that's how I ended up in a police prison cell today.
A Beanus vs Blobby fight on the set of Noel's House Party is the kind of fever dream I'd want @sirpaintalot.bsky.social to make a reality.
Bubblegun is back! And so is Beanus! Available now on all the usual podcast platforms... and coming to the Digitiser YouTube channel imminently: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
A Beanus vs Blobby fight on the set of Noel's House Party is the kind of fever dream I'd want @sirpaintalot.bsky.social to make a reality.
Whilst cleaning up my Gmail, I found an attachment I sent myself back in 2008 with a huge list of mash-ups on it which I must have once had.
Finding these is going to be FUN!
Finding these is going to be FUN!
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Whilst cleaning up my Gmail, I found an attachment I sent myself back in 2008 with a huge list of mash-ups on it which I must have once had.
Finding these is going to be FUN!
Finding these is going to be FUN!
For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
Reposted by Lord Arse! 🕹️
The demon from the Come to Daddy video eating a nice bit of lemon sole with some Daddies brown sauce
As requested by David
As requested by David
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The demon from the Come to Daddy video eating a nice bit of lemon sole with some Daddies brown sauce
As requested by David
As requested by David
Sometimes I think I miss my clout on Twitter then I remember what a cesspit it is.
This is still probably my favorite angry DM I ever got from a "fan" when I was on Twitter.
I'll always cherish it. 🙃
I'll always cherish it. 🙃
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Sometimes I think I miss my clout on Twitter then I remember what a cesspit it is.
Thought I'd share this photo that somebody on Facebook posted of me from around 25 years ago. Never seen it before.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Thought I'd share this photo that somebody on Facebook posted of me from around 25 years ago. Never seen it before.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
REMEMBER WHITE DOG POO? WELL DO YOU?
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
REMEMBER WHITE DOG POO? WELL DO YOU?
This might just be the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and this is from somebody who's tried pickled onion Monster Munch.
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
This might just be the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and this is from somebody who's tried pickled onion Monster Munch.
Millionaire Hot Seat is pretty crap. Everything feels wrong. Time limits feel wrong, prize money decreasing feels wrong, musical chairs feels wrong, £100 question not being easy feels wrong, not getting to know the contestants feels wrong, no lifelines feels wrong... even the music feels wrong!
👎👎👎
👎👎👎
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Millionaire Hot Seat is pretty crap. Everything feels wrong. Time limits feel wrong, prize money decreasing feels wrong, musical chairs feels wrong, £100 question not being easy feels wrong, not getting to know the contestants feels wrong, no lifelines feels wrong... even the music feels wrong!
👎👎👎
👎👎👎
Contrary to his job, Bean Beanland loves chimney stacks.
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Contrary to his job, Bean Beanland loves chimney stacks.
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