Lord Arse! 🕹️
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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk and idiot.
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Did you ever play with Stickle Bricks? Just thinking about them makes my fingers feel weird.
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Did you ever play with Stickle Bricks? Just thinking about them makes my fingers feel weird.
Happy 41st birthday to the legendary Sinclair C5!
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Happy 41st birthday to the legendary Sinclair C5!
I could relate if I ever managed to finish one.
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I could relate if I ever managed to finish one.
I just made a joke up.
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I just made a joke up.
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
Woman walks into a shop:
"How much are these pee pads?"
Assistant:
"Tena?"
Woman leaves shop:
"That's a bit pricey. Bye."
And that's how I ended up in a police prison cell today.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
And that's how I ended up in a police prison cell today.
Whilst cleaning up my Gmail, I found an attachment I sent myself back in 2008 with a huge list of mash-ups on it which I must have once had.
Finding these is going to be FUN!
Finding these is going to be FUN!
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Whilst cleaning up my Gmail, I found an attachment I sent myself back in 2008 with a huge list of mash-ups on it which I must have once had.
Finding these is going to be FUN!
Finding these is going to be FUN!
For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
For today's #RandomGameSaturday I've pulled "Across The Universe" for the Atari ST off of the shelf.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
A unique item, it's a game that myself and a friend wrote around 1990 and never finished. You awaken and find that the entire planet has been destroyed except you, on a small rock, in your house.
Thought I'd share this photo that somebody on Facebook posted of me from around 25 years ago. Never seen it before.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Thought I'd share this photo that somebody on Facebook posted of me from around 25 years ago. Never seen it before.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
I scare myself. Don't have nightmares.
I put the air fryer on just after 7pm. Guess it works after all!
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I put the air fryer on just after 7pm. Guess it works after all!
I thought she was bluffing when she said she was leaving but she was true to her word!
Same day...
Same day...
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I thought she was bluffing when she said she was leaving but she was true to her word!
Same day...
Same day...
This might just be the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and this is from somebody who's tried pickled onion Monster Munch.
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
This might just be the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and this is from somebody who's tried pickled onion Monster Munch.
Am I the only person who always thinks that Jared Kushner is this guy?
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Am I the only person who always thinks that Jared Kushner is this guy?
I like that guy so much that I morphed my face onto him a few months back. I wish I had diarrhoea :(
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I like that guy so much that I morphed my face onto him a few months back. I wish I had diarrhoea :(