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Lord Arse! 🕹️
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Mark Howlett. "Memoirs of a Spectrum Addict", "The Rubber-Keyed Wonder". British collector of retro junk. enq:[email protected]
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · Nov 4
'ello 👋

Name's Lord Arse (or Mark, if you prefer. I do.) and I'm a collector of old computer and video games and related paraphernalia. Search "Lord Arse" on your favourite engine (Altavista, Excite, Lycos, Yahoo! etc.) and you'll probably find me, though I won't admit to anything.

Thanking you!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 16h
Congratulations GTA 6. I think.
Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Congratulations.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 5h
So glad they arrived safely. Never like putting boxes through the Royal Mail!

Haha. LEGO. Is there anything it can't do?
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 10h
Don't accidentally lick the wrong one!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 12h
There's a name you don't hear every day!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 12h
This post has brought on a minimum of three strokes. I can only apologise.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 16h
Congratulations GTA 6. I think.
Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Congratulations.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 1d
"You know nuffin', Jon Sneerrrrr."
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 1d
*off
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 1d
This was in the least French part of Canada (mid-west) that there could be!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 1d
Oh, can't wait for this. Said nobody ever.
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 1d
Elon Musk says his XAI company will release a ‘great AI-generated game’ by the end of 2026.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk says his xAI company will release a ‘great AI-generated game’ by the end of 2026 | VGC
Musk says his “xAI game studio” will be able to generate games…
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 1d
Once upon a time in Canadia, I ordered something of the menu called "Macho Nachos". Every Canadian in the room shat themselves laughing when I ordered "Marcho Narchos".
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Bitmap Books @bitmapbooks.com · 2d
Monday 6th October 2025 Dear supporters of Bitmap Books, Although I stand by the fact that Moses’ comments were ill-advised and insensitive, the whole thing blew up and was made much bigger than it needed to be. Moses has publicly apologised for any offence caused, as has the original poster of the comments who did not intend to cause this much trouble. I do not feel that this warrants an author losing his livelihood and ruining years of hard work to produce the book. Despite multiple accusations to the contrary, Moses freely agreed to donate his royalties to charity. There was no coercion from me, however we both recognise that due to an increasingly stressful situation that decisions were rushed on both sides. I’m pleased to say that Moses and I have spoken again today, we stand together, and have agreed that he will receive 100% of his royalties. Maybe I was hasty in my response, and I’m happy to admit to that. At the time I sincerely thought I was doing the right thing to diffuse an increasingly difficult situation. I will commit to donating all company profits from this first print run to the charity, Special Effect. The bottom line is that is that Moses has apologised for his original comments, and will now be paid the royalties that are rightfully his. Moses and myself have received a large amount of personal abuse and threats over the past few days. We hope that this statement will bring some closure to what has happened. Sam Dyer, founder of Bitmap Books
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
It works in theory but there's nothing to pick up anymore.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
Comes with the disc 😊
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
Going to be listing hardware as well soon. Christ knows what's in this pile alone!

www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
Listing a few PS1 and PS2 titles tonight, but also a sealed Dreamcast game and a few rarer TurboGrafx titles.

Follow me on eBay to keep up with what I'm listing!

www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
Ah, I should have looked closer at that rating on the front of the box! I've got the original Ninja Golf (not sealed!) and that fetches a pretty penny these days.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 2d
Not Ninja Golf. A factory sealed copy of that will be worth some money!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 3d
If NFL is on I always quip "ooh, are the London Sillynannys playing?".
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 3d
In that case, so am I!
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 3d
Does Stang know he's married to Nadine Dorries?
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d
Never a better time for the “Second prize…” punchline.
Never a better time for the “Second prize…” punchline.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 3d
That mirror really needs a touch up.
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Bitmap Books @bitmapbooks.com · 3d
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 3d
😅 enjoy!
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