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Lord Juiblex

@lordjuiblex.bsky.social

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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · Jul 13

A weird little boy in jacket and tie with his hand on his face and the words I CHOOSE NOT TO PARTICIPATE.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

Six ditches.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

When I dig a ditch, I write a novel. When I write a novel, I dig a ditch.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 3h

They threw a milkshake at Andy Ngo and he still talks about it like he was in the Vietnam war.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 3h

The country of Antifalla is so top secret that it's not on any map. 🤔

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

"Here is a cup of semen. Please use it to impregnate yourself, however that is done."

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

Has Elon Musk ever met the Chinese guy who looks like him? Have thet had sex? I feel like Elon would want to have sex with his doppelgangers. Either that or have them assassinated. Possibly both.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 5h

We could start a business where people tell us what they eat and we tell them why they are awful people.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 6h

Followed.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 7h

I like food.
"That means you are gay."
Ok.

It's a two panel comic done with a black marker and coloured pencil. It's on the back of a greeting card for a friend.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 7h

Followed. 😁👍

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 8h

Watercolour, black marker, red marker, white paint pen. Face of a man. Red green blue face. Purple shirt.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10h

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10h

I have gone from wondering if this is real to discovering it costars William Shatner and I am excited to see what is obviously a terrible film.

The screenplay for the film, entitled The Girl Who
Wouldn't Die, originally had no association with
American Psvcho.!4l After production began, the
script was altered to connect the film with the
original. 5! American Psycho 2 was released direct-to
video on June 18. 2002. The film was panned by
critics; the script was also denounced by Bret Easton
Ellis, the author of the original novel, and Kunis later
expressed regret for working on the film. [6l[5,

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 10h

The killer won't be caught. We were all very tired and depressed. "I'm the killer! I killed them!" he eventually yelled. But none of us could even be bothered to get up off the couch and arrest him. Seeing our lethargy, the killer started to cry. He joined us on the couch. We watched Netflix.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 11h

He is a fun actor.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 11h

Trump is about a year away from implementing this.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 11h

A coat made of veal cutlets. 🤔

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

I am an artist because I had a vasectomy when I was a baby. Aargh Eff Kay Junior taught me this with his magic frog voice.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

I will make the largest chainsaw in the world. 🤔

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

Some people don't eat veal because they think it's cruel. But I don't feel like the veal is being cruel because it's dead and I'm eating it. How is the veal bring cruel? It's delicious. People are such idiots.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

I drank a glass of ocean but then I threw up. 😔

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

The erotic adventures of a broken pencil you flushed down the toilet because you were drunk. Chapter one: The Land of the Shit Maggots. "Where am I?" the broken pencil asked itself. A shit maggot appeared. "You are in my world now, motherfucker," the shit maggot said.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

Nice. ☺️👍

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 21h

You cannot eat the entire earth but it is fun to try. Oh no. I have broken my jaw. 😑

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah, but now what? 🤔