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Lord NPC

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They/them * Pansexual * Autistic * Massive nerd, amateur game dev * Game Master, JRPG nerd, weeb * working on an RPG * MDNF 🔞 * profic * it’s my profile and I WILL repost porn * ❤️ @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social ❤️

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Whygena @whygena.bsky.social · 11h

Kinktober 2025 - Shibari

You know I had to bring in Claudia for this one

Support $3 for early art and animations - www.patreon.com/whygena

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Lord NPC @lordnpc.bsky.social · 13h

Oooof, @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social can relate

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Lord NPC @lordnpc.bsky.social · 13h

Oooh! Super cute!

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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 13h

Day 19. Dryad - Molly

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says
#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times*
no that part was real

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PaulGQ @jpaulgq.bsky.social · 1d

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ガルさん - 絵を描いてます @garu3-illustrator.bsky.social · 1d

おはようござい肉子ちゃん(*´▽｀*)
#教えてギャル子ちゃん

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Lord NPC @lordnpc.bsky.social · 1d

You're so based for this, but also;

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BuckyBucky10DollaSucky @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social · 1d

"If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me."
"I can't... We can't. It's just not possible."

Could've gone so fucking hard with the correct background and portrayal.

Padme as a crown princess and Anakin as a former slave that's in the process of becoming a priest?

Yes. Okay? Yes.

a group of people sitting around a table with the words " the council has spoken " above them

Alt: a group of people sitting around a table with the words " the council has spoken " above them

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Lord NPC @lordnpc.bsky.social · 1d

babe, I fully agree with your hot takes you are amazing and I'm glad I've gotten this out of you 💖💖💖

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BuckyBucky10DollaSucky @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social · 1d

The dialogue wasn't doomed from the start. I can see what Lucas was going for, but he was trying to force a doomed romance subplot into a Science Fantasy movie.

Just because it fits in the square hole, doesn't mean it belongs there.

a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket .

Alt: a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket .

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BuckyBucky10DollaSucky @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social · 1d

The dialogue between Padme and Anakin in Attack of the Clones (Episode 2) COULD HAVE WORKED...
But only if it was a cheesey, softcore, medieval romantasy... And featured actors with on stage chemistry.

In Star Wars with Portman and Christianson, it just felt clunky and out of place.

#HotTake

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Whygena @whygena.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober 2025 - Waxplay

Trying to do an animation a day was hard, so a couple of these won't be fully animated.

Support $3 for early art and animations - www.patreon.com/whygena

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Life Is PI🥧 (Commission closed) @lifeispi314.bsky.social · 1d

Felicia🐈💖✨
#Darkstalkers

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saiykik @saiykik.bsky.social · 1d

Armored Peach

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benpai @benpai.bsky.social · 1d

Sketch comm of an OC!

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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 1d

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speedoNSFW @speedonsfw.bsky.social · 1d

look but dont touch!

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nepentz (2/5 slots) @nepentz.bsky.social · 1d

correct fresh air workout

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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for @pohatu5indawahi.bsky.social

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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 1d

Day 18. Demon Hunter - Lilisette

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BOOgle 👻🎃 @mewgle.bsky.social · 1d

There's an important thing from the late 2000s internet that seems to be lost on some people today and that is:

Don't Feed the Trolls.

Silently block them and move on.
Don't give them the response they're looking for.
Don't dignify them with a response.
They are not worth your time or your energy.

Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 2d

The first posts from each of the “government” accounts were overt trolling. They are only here to troll and ensure the strange propaganda reaches more eyes thru counter rage-posts. I say this with reluctance as I yearn for the days when government accounts were for facts. CYA and block.