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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️

@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social

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Devonian born, UK based #Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight. Music and book lover - rather introverted. A good gif can say it all.

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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 1d

🚨This is an emergency🚨

This Government is currently sitting on an EHRC Code of Practice that will lead to the segregation and exclusion of trans people in public life.

Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban

@transsolidarity.bsky.social
#ScrapTheBathroomBan

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 1d

Because "resisting transphobia" is just a pet project to most liberals, one they don't take very seriously and don't mind rejecting if it's inconvenient or gets in the way of the bag

Alex Ries @alexries.com · 1d

What are your theories as to why nominally 'liberal' people like Simon Pegg and Matt Berry are willing to work with Rowling?

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Never hurts to remind him though.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshotted for grossly out of context use later.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Or a team of cave divers to pull him out again.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I bet he will…

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Starmer to fly to Egypt for summit to mark Gaza peace plan

Prime minister will pay ‘particular tribute’ to Donald Trump, who is reportedly attending the gathering on a wider visit to the Middle East

www.independent.co.uk

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

I will most certainly be marking this week.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

If the bard and the squirrel continue their arson efforts, you may not have one for very much longer.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Oh bloody hell. Remember this stuff.

Like trying to wipe your arse with the pages of an exercise book.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Oh for the days where mobiles wouldn’t need shutting down or even recharging for days on end…

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Baker. 👋☺️

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.

Coffee consumed. Ready to go 😎👍

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

The first part very much depends on the subject*

*Allegedly.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 2d

First Christmas themed display I encountered was at the end of September.

a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Morning kacidama

What would we do without @wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s inspiring words of wisdom?

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 3d

Greens growing. Reform ratttled.

PS - I changed my name back to my family's original Jewish name because I'm proud of being Jewish. If Tice think that makes me a weirdo, I think that makes him an antisemite.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Tice "green party leader Zack Polanski is a weirdo. Changed his name, claimed hypnosis could increase women's breast size, thinks me should compete in women's sport, thinks women can have a penis. Other than that he's fine. Vote Green. Get weirdo."

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Morning Isabel 👋☕️

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Impressive. Didn’t know that we had any properly trained Samaritans in Wulferhampton.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Thing is that they’d be able to break me by withholding coffee…☕️

Morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton.

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Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Morning.

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck Windows 11.

Bite instead of a bark?

Lord SouthHelm the Sweary 🏳️‍⚧️ @lordsouthhelm.bsky.social · 3d

That does look damn good.