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Charlotte Michelle

@lottielonglegs.bsky.social

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💃 Tall bird who gets about a bit… 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 Engaged 🔊 #GetYourBangersOut 🫐 #GetYourBloobsOut 📍 Plymouth, UK

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

Wouldn’t be so bad, if my partner didn’t have a 6:45am alarm for most of these days… 😬

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

My life (in the next week) is currently revolving around everything happening in the afternoon. My next four work shifts are from midday, I have a dental appointment at 1:15pm on Tuesday, and an interview at 3pm on Monday…

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

Morgan is definitely more intelligent than this, but his career is based on appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

Penis Morgan make to look extremely stupid here. Naturally, the only way for him to deal with Zack’s answer is to provide the usual bombast and laughter that your average playground bully does.

Bold Politics with Zack Polanski @boldpolitics.bsky.social · 1d

Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously, Penis Morgan is just penis-obsessed.

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone is a weirdo, it’s the penis-obsessed Morgan.

Also, Tommy Robinson isn’t a real name.

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 2d

#TOTP

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 3d

Is this Chris Evans?

Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 3d

fucking billie

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 3d

The Illicit remix FTW 💣

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 4d

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 12d

NOT HIS LEGS KLAXON

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13d

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 13d

I now may have two jobs.

Serves me right… 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 28d

Gissa job.

I know it’s a fiercely competitive market right now, but I can’t help feeling that there are at least two personal factors involved in it being mid-September (over three months since being made redundant), and still not having any gainful employment…

An infamous Lottie Long-Legs mirror selfie

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 13d

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 13d

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 15d

The music is often irrelevant, though the selection of blandness is sticking out much more in this era. Whether you liked the host or not, every single episode across the Blaxill period had a “must see” feel to it.

1998 really wasn’t this bad, it’s just being made to feel this way.

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 15d

Just a photo of me and my gorgeous fiancée. That is all… ❤️ #loveislove

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DFT @dftpnk02.bsky.social · 16d

Chris Cowey KILLED Top of the Pops and this episode proves it.

Andi Peters just finished it off entirely.

#TOTP

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 16d

Great, as a contrast to his emotional farewell there, to see his FB story today - where he was covering for Trevor Nelson - and the sheer enthusiasm he still has for what he does.

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 16d

Tbf I thought they’d change 10/10 as it was, because 1986 has just featured, last week.

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 16d

So they’re showing consecutive 1986 episodes?!

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 18d

Same. I got behind a MP who was once a vocal trans ally. In fact I had him say it to my face. Strangely quiet since the exclusion began… never getting my vote again.

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Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 18d

🚨 BREAKING | Wes Streeting confirms Labour is actively working to BAN trans women AND trans men from female spaces, describing their presence as "unpleasant".

Streeting confirmed to MumsNet that Labour aims to exclude ALL trans people from single-sex spaces.

(Via MumsNet)

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 22d

Magnificent.

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 23d

Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 23d

I actually agree. Made it less of a slog.

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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 27d

fucking beefburgers

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Charlotte Michelle @lottielonglegs.bsky.social · 28d

Anyway, another interview yesterday, and one on Wednesday. Gotta keep trying… 🤷🏻‍♀️