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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 14m

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Bat Crochet Kit. Look at them. They are just nocturnal flying puppies. They deserve all the pets. That is all. You can go back to looking at all the other depressing content now.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1h

Very impressive.

Oscar Isaac can place
his hand on a script
and memorize his
lines through osmosis.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2h

We made a comic about sharing.

1 Dad, teaching kid: Sharing is caring.
2 Dad, to older kid: If you give any of your shitty little friends our Netflix password you will no longer be welcome in this home.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 3h

History is so interesting.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 5h

Safety first.

Giraffes at the Cincinnati
zoo wear rubber helmets so
they can survive being
struck by lightning.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17h

I have learned that you have all wronged this pumpkin. I don't understand what he has done to deserve such abuse.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17h

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pumpkin Glow Lamp. Why does this pumpkin look so sad? Which one of you monsters upset him, and what did you do?
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A sad looking pumpkin lamp, he has legs and feet. Someone is poking him.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19h

Smart.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 20h

The duality of Bluesky.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22h

Sign me up.

Some massage therapists
offer a happiest ending,
where they will kiss you on
the forehead and compliment
something that you are
insecure about.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

He makes a good point.

"If God
wanted us to
be sober at
church then
he wouldn't
have invented
scotch. "

-George Clooney

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Also, can sloths eat cinnamon rolls? If so, I am starting a nonprofit to feed sloths cinnamon rolls.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Lowest quality origins.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Sloth Oven Mitts. Sloth might be one of the seven deadly sins, but at least it's not the worst one. I'm okay with the service being slow at Applebee's, but I certainly don't want the chef lusting over my dish.
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Blue oven mitts and a pot holder with a sloth making cinnamon rolls on it. It says "Just a few more minutes..."

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I love llamas.

Llamas only spit
on people who
think Amy Schumer
is funny.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Me: I would like to do a stand-up comedy special please. I have dozens of hilarious jokes.

Netflix: Not interested.

Me: Okay what if I give a two hour pseudo-intellectual speech about the word "woke" and we just call it stand-up?

Netflix: Deal, here is 50 million dollars.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I now have a place where you can buy me a coffee. But please keep in mind that I really like coffee. I like it a lot. And I drink it fast. If you guys give me $80,000 to buy coffee, I will do exactly that and I will drink it all in one day. My body will explode.
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Low Quality Facts

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I do have a Patreon! I don't really do anything on there, but I certainly have one.
www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

This is fine.

Many parents are now
choosing to take their kids
out of public school and
instead educate them
exclusively through
TikTok videos.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

I can't tell if the pillow always says this or if it is somehow projecting my thoughts onto it.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Needlepoint Pillow. Oh pillow, no one understands me the way you do.
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A rectangular pillow that says in big red letters:
What
And I cannot stress this enough
The fuck

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

It's a foolproof plan.

We can eliminate waste
entirely by throwing all
of our garbage into
recycling bins.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Bluesky Rules:

-Introduce yourself by sharing what your least favorite fish is.

-To verify your account, please upload a picture of your face to confirm that you are not Jared Leto.

-Socialize by finding one person and commenting "I like this one even more than the last one" on all their posts.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

Friends, I need your help. To put it bluntly, Instagram is the only place I get paid to post my dumb little facts. So if you could be kind enough to follow me on there, it might earn me a fraction of a shiny penny.
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2d

Those were the good ol' days.

Dunkin' which was formerly
known as Dunkin' Donuts,
was originally called
Dunkin' Donuts Supreme
Hibachi Buffet.

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