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Spooky Chris
@lsrgk.bsky.social
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1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 7m
Reminder that tonight we shift our concept of daytime by an hour and no one knows why.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 1d
This is how it sounds when I compliment my kids on their cross country finishes.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 1d
If it's not from the "Ravine" region of France then it's just Sparkling River.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 1d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT
hitchBOT - Wikipedia
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1d
Coworker: Any plans for tonight?

Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…

Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.

Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 2d
It's wild how much time, effort and money we spend maintaining our teeth when smoothies exist.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 2d
I am "pulled a neck muscle while yawning" years old.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 2d
Listen, I think we can all agree that our children suck absolute shit at sports, and i dream of a world where they can all suck shit at them together.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 2d
I mean, he still looks like a little boy...just one that scores a lot
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 2d
I'd take them as tips
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 3d
If this fucking clown loses the nomination, he'll be on the phone with the GOP before the final votes are counted.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 4d
Public servants get "promoted" out of key roles everyday...this seems on point.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 4d
ICP level brains
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 4d
Don Mattingly's influence on the jays.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 5d
One day I listened to over 1.5hrs of Cortez the Killer covers...Built To Spill is still the best.

youtu.be/TNOvqFISxIc?...
Built To Spill - Cortez The Killer (live)
YouTube video by james mccaig
youtu.be
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 6d
Stock up on batteries.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 8d
The worst thing about open office concept.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 8d
I miss when the Simpsons had jokes.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 8d
I would pay 100$ for somewhere to go take a nap during my lunch break today. Free business idea for someone.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 8d
This is why we booked the Sunday several months ago.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 9d
I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of a man named Chauncey Billups!
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 9d
Which of those words are you pronouncing wrong?!
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 9d
This is what happens when you go full Costanza Method but only half your instincts are wrong.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 9d
I feel like Trump's supporters would rather he knocked the whole thing down and officially turn Mar a Lago into the official residence.
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Spooky Chris @lsrgk.bsky.social · 10d
I needed more permits to replace my crumbling front porch than this knob has gotten for this.