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Spooky Chris
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1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀
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Reminder that tonight we shift our concept of daytime by an hour and no one knows why.
This is how it sounds when I compliment my kids on their cross country finishes.
If it's not from the "Ravine" region of France then it's just Sparkling River.
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Coworker: Any plans for tonight?

Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children…

Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween.

Me: What the fuck is Halloween?
It's wild how much time, effort and money we spend maintaining our teeth when smoothies exist.
I am "pulled a neck muscle while yawning" years old.
Listen, I think we can all agree that our children suck absolute shit at sports, and i dream of a world where they can all suck shit at them together.
I mean, he still looks like a little boy...just one that scores a lot
If this fucking clown loses the nomination, he'll be on the phone with the GOP before the final votes are counted.
Public servants get "promoted" out of key roles everyday...this seems on point.
Don Mattingly's influence on the jays.
One day I listened to over 1.5hrs of Cortez the Killer covers...Built To Spill is still the best.

youtu.be/TNOvqFISxIc?...
Built To Spill - Cortez The Killer (live)
YouTube video by james mccaig
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Stock up on batteries.
The worst thing about open office concept.
I miss when the Simpsons had jokes.
I would pay 100$ for somewhere to go take a nap during my lunch break today. Free business idea for someone.
This is why we booked the Sunday several months ago.
I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of a man named Chauncey Billups!
Which of those words are you pronouncing wrong?!
This is what happens when you go full Costanza Method but only half your instincts are wrong.
I feel like Trump's supporters would rather he knocked the whole thing down and officially turn Mar a Lago into the official residence.
I needed more permits to replace my crumbling front porch than this knob has gotten for this.