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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce

@luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social

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Food’s Best Friend. Grand Prize ‘16 & ‘18 Scovies🏆 2021 & 2024 GFA 🏆Opinions may be that of Anubis, jackal-headed God of the Underworld. Hot Ones season 9! 🔥

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 4d

In case anyone is wondering, I do indeed have a website where I ply my wares: it’s luckydoghotsauce.com!
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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce - Food's Best Friend!

California's most award-winning hot sauce company! If you value flavor yet still want respectable heat, Lucky Dog Hot Sauce will be your Food's Best Friend!

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 11h

There’s just no way this is a serious post. lmao

I am moving out of the country in 1 month and my (already poor) health is declining due to stress. 5 jalapeño cheezits. I hate jalapeño flavored food and cheezits but the kitchen is downstairs and my legs hurt.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 11h

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 11h

Has to be. It’s too funny not to be satire.

I fear some might be legit, but I can’t tell the satire from the legit, so…

I respect the commitment to the bit of saying what food they’re featuring.

My parents are telling completely opposite sides of the same story and I have no idea who to believe. Buttered buns.

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

That’s classic

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 13h

How is the Onion the most accurate reporting of 2025?
Just… fuck.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 14h

Exceptional work. I remain a huge fan.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

I lived on Capital Hill for 3 years. They’re my postseason pony for sure!

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 16h

Also the ultimate enshittifier of art & music, and is basically a copyright/trademark violation machine.

Fuck AI.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Yay!

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Oh no 🥺

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 18h

Hell isn’t hot enough for this ahole. 😡

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t mean to pick nits, but I believe Conan was Cimmerian.

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .

Alt: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 20h

As one should be.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

At least now @minakimes.bsky.social is going to bed happy.

Go M’s!

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

What a total pro. Didn’t miss a beat.

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Oh no. My NY bagel is everything toasted with cream cheese, tomato, red onion, bacon, and capers.

I fear I may never win the mayoral election now. 🥺