LudicrousFPS
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plays touhou "Look at how well I drew this crab!"
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brackets are my least favorite piece of tech in DDR because they're just a check to see if you have an expensive controller (I don't)

(I'm referring to hitting two notes with one foot, not jumps)
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2 funny jump sections (it's fun but at the same time like, this is meme charting lol) before absolutely nothing for a minute, then very simple 260 BPM 8th note runs with some crossing over. but it's at 260 BPM and I'm bad so

also I do NOT like this song like what am I listening to
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out of curiosity I played this chart and passed

the good: this is the worst 13 I have ever played in a good way
the bad: this is the worst 13 I have ever played in a bad way

it is so so dumb LOL please watch it is comedy

youtu.be/ey6wulVPR9Y?...
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jgntaken.bsky.social
if the hardcore band's bassist looks like this you're guaranteed to die in the moshpit
he's c4l4m4r from splatoon 3

context: their JPN splashtag title roughly translates to "bassist who wants to stand out"
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wriggle and kaguya/mokou were scrapped but they really should be in again

lyrica as a sanae character using her sisters for attacks

seiran as a grappler/big damage kind of character
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garloo.bsky.social
Inktober Day 10: Alice Margatroid - Touhou
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PEOPLE PLAY DDR CHARTS ON KEYBOARD??? WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT???

playing these songs on keyboard instead of with your feet like... removes every single aspect of what makes DDR interesting? every single bit of tech and stamina nuance is gone when you don't have to consider how to move your body
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shiz0077.bsky.social
【東方】堀川雷鼓 🥁
#東方Project #fanart
Illustration of Horikawa Raiko from Toho project
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what the hell is going on in brazil
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this is the route for magic butterfly - the lasers are aimed, and the butterflies are completely static, so you just do this very trivial route every time to win
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you got it, that's exactly what static means, just do the same route every time and you win
by extension, static attacks with aimed components are also considered static, since they are aimed based off of player position, so if your route is the same then the spell will always be the same
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getting to a point in DDR where a big hurdle for me is simply just "I can't move my feet fast enough", I think I really need to re-evaluate my form

constant 200 BPM 8th note crossover stream with 16th note bursts (death)
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this hat really does everything huh
marisa: "I figured I'd get caught out in the rain every once in a while, so I water-proofed the outside of my hat. It's about as good as carrying an umbrella with me wherever I go!
miyoi: I see!
source: touhou lotus eaters chapter 69
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she tries so hard to be cool with those names it's like her guilty pleasure
reisen's last word spell comment (Lunatic Red Eyes)

"The space rabbit with many stupid nicknames. To vent her anger, she named her spellcards with weird captions. She likes these card names, though. "
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no because it's specifically a score challenge instead of checking for a 1cc, which seems a lot harder
it's just that the goal is so low that it's not actually a score challenge at all
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RIPPPP
what were you going for?
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(this is where it originally comes from this is why I think it's so funny) (I have a bad sense of humor)
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exclaiming "STATIC EQUALS FREEEEEEE" is becoming a goddamn verbal tic for me whenever I die to any static pattern help
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STATIC = FREE (100% CONSISTENT)
byakuren's "magic butterfly" spell card, showing a history of 9/32. because this spell is completely static and the route is trivial, it is in actuality the most easiest spell in the entire game. the joke here is that it took me around 20 attempts to actually get this route down, hence the spell history showing such a poor cap rate.
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the challenge is actually "can you 1cc to stage 6 of UFO on lunatic" which is the actual tall order not the score threshold
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the funny thing about rensenware is that it's actually really easy to beat (200mil points on lunatic in ufo) the creator just has a skill issue

it doesn't involve any scoring, if you just play for survival you easily get it around stage 5/6
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she's just a little bundle of joy duke how could you say this
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level designers stop abusing your characters by putting water sections having wet clothes is REALLY annoying you know
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does anyone get like, overly immersed in the role of a character in a first person game? like when I play half life or doom, I'm always like "could I make this jump" "would it be realistic for someone to survive this" "getting wet now must be really annoying" etc
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NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER