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Lunch Pail Chris

@lunchpailchris.bsky.social

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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · Apr 28

There are only two things in this universe that brings me pure blissful joy. #dogs & #tits

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 9h

I’m also now officially rooting for the Cubs. Not for the same reasons you might be, but I will say I am a huge fan of Micheal Busch.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 9h

If you believe that this woman deserves this kind of treatment for the sin of crossing an imaginary line then you are a sack of dog shit racist, & there’s a special place in hell for you. History will not be kind to you. We will win this civil war and you will be gone from our country.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14h

Woman kidnapped in Kenilworth, IL 10/8/25

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 9h

Pages has been a black hole of outs through the entire playoffs. I’m happy with the ending but that was all luck or I guess bad luck on the Phillies end.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 15h

Quit swinging at junk Teo!

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 16h

Dave Roberts needs to seriously consider benching Pages. He is just a black hole of outs. May as well put me up there at the plate. I’m pretty sure I could do better than .053 batting average.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 16h

Watching him call strike one against Mookie on an inside ball then calling that same inside pitch a ball for Castellanos was not very ideal either. This umpire seems to have money on the Phillies so far.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 17h

Will we officially be involved in a foreign war if US soldiers start to die? I saw this one coming a mile away.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17h

NEWS: The United States is deploying about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor the ceasefire deal in Gaza, U.S. officials said Thursday. (AP)

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 17h

Just 7 pitches. Not a great sign. At least Trea Turner still sucks.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t filed in 3 years now. I’m so burnt out and sick of the system. Between that and going default on student loans I am about to find myself in some labor camp in the near future of this dystopian wasteland.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

Or why not just have a federal judge swear her in and call it good. I’m not seeing the “fight” these Democrats say they have. All I can see is all bark and no bite.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

He’s weaponized the DOJ to go against his enemies and he’s weaponized the DHS and DOD to go after Americans that voted against him. We are officially governed by the mafia.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

It sounds like the Dems are giving them promises of retribution that they’ll never provide and/or the Republicans are threatening them with sanctions that will bring nothing but misery to these poor women. Either way, if we ever want the files or justice for the victims, we’ll have to fight for it.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 22h

I went out for a bike ride last night and rolled almost halfway to Joshua Tree. The scenery was beautiful as the sun was setting, but then I quickly realized I’m in bat country. Those little fuckers were buzzing all around over my head. I looked like Hunter S Thompson swatting at the air on my bike.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 22h

The only two teams I didn’t want to see in the WS were the Yankees and the Phillies. Next up; eliminating the Phillies today. I’d be cool with Milwaukee beating us, but not the Phillies.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 22h

I think Glasnow is going to rock the Phillies. He’s been pitching into the 6th and 7th inning his last few starts. I’d take a rested Glasnow over a short rested Sanchez any day. Let’s go #Dodgers!

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 22h

This fascism is only going to end violently. That is the only way they want it to end. They will never allow this to end peacefully, & all I’ve got to say is these mother fuckers better be careful for what they wish for.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

A plainclothes officer sucker punches and violently arrests a man after he points out that another officer is deliberately stepping on a woman’s shoes while she is carrying her child.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 23h

Sounds mighty salty.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 23h

Hi, the leader of Antifa here, your recruitment packet is on its way, we just need you to stop capitalizing the entire word of Antifa like you’re yelling at us. It’s not an acronym it’s just an abbreviation.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 23h

It should be an even bigger deal that Dems aren’t just circumventing the process by getting a federal judge to swear her in. It’s like they’re just as complicit in keeping the Epstein files out of public view. Their entire “fight” is just them spewing words and then never providing a plan.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 23h

These dystopian times suck ass.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I miss seeing Red Panda videos on BlueSky. If I could have any animal as a pet, I’d choose a #RedPanda

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I watched that little shit get the shit kicked out of him in Portland after he was spewing hate speech at everyone who was protesting trying to instigate violence.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I had to train to invade LA when I was in the NG. We ended up not deploying though.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers have had a complete lineup 23 times in the regular season and went 16-7 in those games. I’m pretty sure this is going to be the first time we’ve seen a complete lineup since early August. It’s a miracle we got 93 wins out of the #Dodgers with the number of injuries.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I just know what happened in 1981 and 2020. Don’t remember the others.