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Lunch Pail Chris

@lunchpailchris.bsky.social

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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · Apr 28

There are only two things in this universe that brings me pure blissful joy. #dogs & #tits

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18m

I haven’t filed in 3 years now. I’m so burnt out and sick of the system. Between that and going default on student loans I am about to find myself in some labor camp in the near future of this dystopian wasteland.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 29m

Or why not just have a federal judge swear her in and call it good. I’m not seeing the “fight” these Democrats say they have. All I can see is all bark and no bite.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 36m

He’s weaponized the DOJ to go against his enemies and he’s weaponized the DHS and DOD to go after Americans that voted against him. We are officially governed by the mafia.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 37m

It sounds like the Dems are giving them promises of retribution that they’ll never provide and/or the Republicans are threatening them with sanctions that will bring nothing but misery to these poor women. Either way, if we ever want the files or justice for the victims, we’ll have to fight for it.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 4h

I went out for a bike ride last night and rolled almost halfway to Joshua Tree. The scenery was beautiful as the sun was setting, but then I quickly realized I’m in bat country. Those little fuckers were buzzing all around over my head. I looked like Hunter S Thompson swatting at the air on my bike.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 4h

The only two teams I didn’t want to see in the WS were the Yankees and the Phillies. Next up; eliminating the Phillies today. I’d be cool with Milwaukee beating us, but not the Phillies.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 4h

I think Glasnow is going to rock the Phillies. He’s been pitching into the 6th and 7th inning his last few starts. I’d take a rested Glasnow over a short rested Sanchez any day. Let’s go #Dodgers!

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h

This fascism is only going to end violently. That is the only way they want it to end. They will never allow this to end peacefully, & all I’ve got to say is these mother fuckers better be careful for what they wish for.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

A plainclothes officer sucker punches and violently arrests a man after he points out that another officer is deliberately stepping on a woman’s shoes while she is carrying her child.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds mighty salty.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 5h

Hi, the leader of Antifa here, your recruitment packet is on its way, we just need you to stop capitalizing the entire word of Antifa like you’re yelling at us. It’s not an acronym it’s just an abbreviation.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 6h

It should be an even bigger deal that Dems aren’t just circumventing the process by getting a federal judge to swear her in. It’s like they’re just as complicit in keeping the Epstein files out of public view. Their entire “fight” is just them spewing words and then never providing a plan.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 6h

These dystopian times suck ass.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 23h

I miss seeing Red Panda videos on BlueSky. If I could have any animal as a pet, I’d choose a #RedPanda

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I watched that little shit get the shit kicked out of him in Portland after he was spewing hate speech at everyone who was protesting trying to instigate violence.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I had to train to invade LA when I was in the NG. We ended up not deploying though.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers have had a complete lineup 23 times in the regular season and went 16-7 in those games. I’m pretty sure this is going to be the first time we’ve seen a complete lineup since early August. It’s a miracle we got 93 wins out of the #Dodgers with the number of injuries.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

I just know what happened in 1981 and 2020. Don’t remember the others.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

The two Dodgers to do it got us two World Series wins.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

The worst part is how proud they are of their fascism and racism. They’re proud they have brought racism and misogyny back like it’s 1950. They won’t stop until we curb stomp them.

Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 1d

Weird how that didn’t make the cut.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

Her and Miller will be at the top of the hanging list. It will be the only way this country heals.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

Also the face of frequent masturbation.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

Was that from the Pittock Mansion? Or the Rose Garden?

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like he’s going to go under cover and put a Bears jersey on and yell out “Da’ Bears” everywhere he goes.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

Why aren’t you calling it fascism?Which is what this is.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

We are essentially in the beginning phases of a national divorce and outright secession. It will end up getting bloody if we continue down this path.