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Lunch Pail Chris

@lunchpailchris.bsky.social

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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · Apr 28

There are only two things in this universe that brings me pure blissful joy. #dogs & #tits

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 10h

I miss seeing Red Panda videos on BlueSky. If I could have any animal as a pet, I’d choose a #RedPanda

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11h

I watched that little shit get the shit kicked out of him in Portland after he was spewing hate speech at everyone who was protesting trying to instigate violence.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11h

I had to train to invade LA when I was in the NG. We ended up not deploying though.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 11h

The Dodgers have had a complete lineup 23 times in the regular season and went 16-7 in those games. I’m pretty sure this is going to be the first time we’ve seen a complete lineup since early August. It’s a miracle we got 93 wins out of the #Dodgers with the number of injuries.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 14h

I just know what happened in 1981 and 2020. Don’t remember the others.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 14h

The two Dodgers to do it got us two World Series wins.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 15h

The worst part is how proud they are of their fascism and racism. They’re proud they have brought racism and misogyny back like it’s 1950. They won’t stop until we curb stomp them.

Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 18h

Weird how that didn’t make the cut.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 15h

Her and Miller will be at the top of the hanging list. It will be the only way this country heals.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 15h

Also the face of frequent masturbation.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 16h

Was that from the Pittock Mansion? Or the Rose Garden?

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 16h

He looks like he’s going to go under cover and put a Bears jersey on and yell out “Da’ Bears” everywhere he goes.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

Why aren’t you calling it fascism?Which is what this is.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

We are essentially in the beginning phases of a national divorce and outright secession. It will end up getting bloody if we continue down this path.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

Most three year olds have more courage and intelligence than the entire American Government combined. At least the political leaders anyway. The government is made up of thousands of some pretty smart people working for it. I’m one of them.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 18h

Eric Karros is also a pretty decent play analyst. You’re right about Smoltz though, he doesn’t give much insight at all.

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 20h

Many good points in this but esp the macro issue that Ds ran on “democracy is on the line” for over a decade, did nothing to fix it, professionalized the stasi & now need to also feel the results of their inaction as painfully as maga feels b/c at this stage they’re either stupid or in on it

The Case for the Forever Shutdown

Senate Democrats actually allowing the GOP to stop funding the government is only the first step. Now they have to make the case that Trump’s government is illegitimate.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 19h

Fox News is exactly like Billy Madison on the first day of High School. “NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!” #Losers

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 19h

It cracks me up how liberals can’t quite figure out how it is Trump won and how this fascism came to our country. Fascism is the result of status quo policies that continue to starve out the working class and creates a wealth disparity that is almost insurmountable.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 20h

That’s just a normal Wednesday for Portland.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 20h

My mom was a nurse and back in the 80’s and early 90’s almost all healthcare workers got free healthcare for their families. That all started to change in the mid-90’s. It’s like we’ve watched our healthcare slowly become more and more expensive and unobtainable.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

lol, I was gonna say the way you described it it sounded like rewatching the Auburn game. 😂 I was in class doing my finals for my masters program just as the game started and I turned my final test in with “Go Ducks!” at the end. The Ohio game wasn’t as competitive so it didn’t hurt as much.

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

ACAB now, ACAB for life.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

He’s a good set up man. He pitched beautifully in the WC game, but for some reason he just can’t close out games. Dave needs to keep Sasaki for the 9th and take the training wheels off of him.

Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

Well now I’m uninterested. 😂 I wasn’t sure because I just got a glimpse of the preview and it looked a lot like they were wearing Ducks uniforms. Glad I’ve gotten the Día review before I decided to waste my time. 😂 😝

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Lunch Pail Chris @lunchpailchris.bsky.social · 1d

The sad part is $7k is still too high. We could have Medicare for all for under $3,500 a year with no deductibles or out of pocket expenses, but we choose to continue banging our dick in a desk drawer over and over again.

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