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Luprand
@luprand.bsky.social
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🔞. A shep in his 30 who draws big guys, sometimes. Voice actor, once or twice. Incessant source of mediocre art and bad puns.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 13h
My surname is Shepherd. Someone made a "German shepherd" joke at me in elementary school, and it stuck.

I look at Luprand as ... me, plus. Same basic appearance, same awkwardness, just a bit of magic and a penchant for growth.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 20h
Big adorable pokéyeens.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 21h
This idea remains a favorite of mine.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 21h
So I'm an idiot and didn't realize it was a partial so my brain went straight to "That is fascinating posture."
I may need more sleep. 🥴
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 22h
Day 10 of #botober2025 - 1/4 can cool soup
A ballpoint pen sketch of a cartoon German shepherd dog pouring liquid from a can of soup into a slow cooker. The dog, the can, and the slow cooker are all wearing sunglasses.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 22h
The most huggable sheriff.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 1d
*long frustrated rant about trying to find a picture from you don't even remember how long ago in whose account on who knows which site and who even knows who deleted what anymore* 😭
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 1d
My mom told me a couple of times how her mother used to pack peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches for her school lunches.
Apparently, the mayo keeps the peanut butter from sticking to the roof of your mouth. On the other hand ... eugh.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 1d
Day 9 of #Botober2025 - small sweet pipes.
A ballpoint pen sketch of a cartoon German shepherd using mayonnaise to stick licorice tubes to the sides of a springform pan.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 2d
Meeting the new neighbors.
A photo of a raccoon in a parking lot.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 2d
Botober Day 8: ground mayonnaise

I'm actually okay with mayo, but imagine the sounds it would make in a mortar and pestle ...
A ballpoint pen sketch of a cartoon German shepherd dog struggling not to gag as he squelches mayonnaise around in a molcajete.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 3d
Big New Animal
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 3d
King Petros, perhaps?
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 3d
Gotta be ready to protect the pups, no matter where or when.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 3d
Day 7 of #Botober2025: Behold onion.
A ballpoint pen sketch in the style of the 2D Legend of Zelda games, depicting a cartoon German shepherd dog proudly holding up a sweet onion.
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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 8d
This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal] @MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job. Mastercard Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372 1-800-307-7309 US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111 Aus: +61 1800 120 113 UK: 0-800-96-4767 All region numbers here (and here ) Stripe California: 888-926-2289 US: 877-887-7815 France: +33 805-11-19-67 Paypal Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161 Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050 UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000 Visa Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911 US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3 Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200 Aus: +61 1800 125 440 Phone (outside US): click here
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
That's an ophan, one of the ranks of non-sexy angels. May have had too high of Strength when it evolved.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
You might need to reset your right joystick.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
Try scanning it with your DeviceDex.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
Does yours not?
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
"Someone please tell me why my dog evolved into a starfish."
"Oh yeah, he didn't have high enough Spirit to become a sexy angel."
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 4d
Day 6 of #Botober2025 - sozerfrapple.

It's extinct in the wild, sadly.
A ballpoint pen sketch comic of a German shepherd dog with glasses and casual clothes. He peels a fictional fruit into a slow cooker and talks about its pectin content.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 5d
The residual power of the Eight surged forth out of the Mark and flooded Justin's body with godly power. Too weak to contain it, he fell to the ground and screamed as his flesh began to melt and distort.

Full story: www.xfuraffinity.net/view/62529242/
A digital picture. A young man falls to his hands and knees and screams as his body is twisted and transformed beyond all recognition. Fur and feathers and scales grow over his body, while parts of it turn into soil and water and even fire. His face turns into that of a wolf, even as the skin rots and sloughs off of parts of it. Various plant parts grow out of him, and wings erupt from his back in a spray of blood. In the background, a massive storm roils, and glowing crystal spikes jut out of the middle of an otherwise beautiful forest.
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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 6d
Day 5 of #Botober2025 - heated baking rings
A ballpoint pen sketch of a cartoon German shepherd dog wearing a welding mask in the kitchen. He hums a soft tune as he holds a baking ring over a flame with tongs.
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