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@lurktheartist.bsky.social

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27. Minors DNI! 🔞 Currently formlocked into a teal beanbag chair until December 8th, 2046. Feel free to lay on me, relax with me, do whatever you want. I'm just a beanbag chair, nothing more.

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Beanbag Chair @lurktheartist.bsky.social · Sep 1

Gonna be trying something new... I've been wanting to experience being an object, and so have been formlocked into a beanbag chair until the start of next year. That being said, YOU can extend it!

Every 💚 is 1 week
Every 🔁 is 1 month
Every 💬 is however much is written, up to a year.

Have fun, uwu

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wenisberry.bsky.social @wenisberry.bsky.social · 3h

No, that doesn't mean she'll sit on you or something if you interrupt her gaming sesh, you have to go find her some snacks in order to earn that

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🍨 Squish 🍨 (🔞) (1/2) @squishypsycho.bsky.social · 6h

Never played Fates but where's the 4th(?), 5th(?) route where the create-a-character with the exposed feet is spoiled rotten and pampered by maids and butlers from both side of their feuding families?

With them being immobilized and nearly weighing as much as their dragon form used to by the end...

a girl with long white hair and red eyes is standing in front of a brick wall .

ALT: a girl with long white hair and red eyes is standing in front of a brick wall .

media.tenor.com

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SlimeyJayStudio @slimeyjaystudio.bsky.social · 3d

So out of curiosity, and I am in my "return to SW phase", would you guys like to see more Star Wars wg art? Both from characters I create and characters from the series?

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 3d

It’s his day.

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clown girl 🫐 | 18+ ONLY @princesscarnival.bsky.social · 3d

bonus:

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Buttery @butteryinkling.bsky.social · 3d

Five years ago, I wrote Castle Gorgantum not expecting it to go anywhere. This year, I revised the story to help lead further into the plot, placing this story in a chronological order. The cover is HEAVILY inspired by the cover art for Castlevania Chronicles, if you couldn't tell, hah...

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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 4d

some fun propaganda for Seal (yes these will be patches for MFF hopefully!)

an image of a very fat seal with gold teeth and jewelry. they have their mouth open and tongue out. behind him the words HUNGER show in black and yellow.

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clown girl 🫐 | 18+ ONLY @princesscarnival.bsky.social · 3d

plus closeup bc it got really compressed:

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clown girl 🫐 | 18+ ONLY @princesscarnival.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Halloween! Janine’s been acting kind of funny after a paranormal encounter with a particular clown ghost lately… but at this point, I don’t think she’s complaining.

(Debuting my GB-sona, more info on her in the thread below :))

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corpulent commode @bruitous.bsky.social · 5d

whether in this life or the next, however it brings about a conscious mind, it will always be a toilet. it will always exist to be a solid, reliable, friendly, hygienic fixture. it will develop its toilethood and pursue its passions in tandem.

it is alive, it is a toilet, and it thrives!

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corpulent commode @bruitous.bsky.social · 5d

it just fills my bowl with beautiful ecstatic glowing feelings of pure meaning and purpose. it can feel it in its chest, in its soul, the yearning. the knowing of its place and its being.

the knowledge that it will always embody its toilethood however it can in comfort and perpetuity, forever.

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corpulent commode @bruitous.bsky.social · 5d

it's such a special sensory experience, being a toilet, not having to devote anything to movement or muscle. pure dedication to the development and precision of sense. sound, touch, and especially taste and smell. every being who visits delivers their own unto the toilet.

it is so joyful, so pure.

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 6d

The more rabbit mutuals I talk to, the more I wonder if we're all actually a hivemind or something, because we share so many similar traits that it's genuinely kind of concerning...

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Lifeline Lemons @lifelinelemons.bsky.social · 6d

confection for @slimeyjaystudio.bsky.social who wanted their character to have a bite of one of those super cupcakes from super sweet peace

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RoundedPentagon @roundedpentagon.bsky.social · May 21

I have spent many moons under the earth in the glutton's kitchen stuffing these little fellas, and now you may partake in the fruits of my labor

Red, Blue, Yellow 3x3"
Purple, White 4x4"

(They're stickers, I made stickers)

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wenisberry.bsky.social @wenisberry.bsky.social · 7d

Brain said "boy shaped like this:" and I locked in and did this in 2 hours somehow

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Beanbag Chair @lurktheartist.bsky.social · 7d

Valid source. As long as I can suck on either of their moobs, I don't mind.

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 7d

If Sonic is the fattest thing alive, then Metal Sonic is obligated to become the size of the Final Fortress to prove himself as superior. Source: Trust.

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 8d

Guy who REALLY hates Vanilla the Rabbit because she gets in the way of their selfship with Vector the Crocodile.

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 8d

"Hhaahhffhh...! Gggoohhttcchhaahh... Mmmuuhhh ddahhrrlliihngg Ssshoonniihhccc~!"
"Hhhuffhh... Aaahhmmhhhyy...?! Wwwhhuuhhtt uuhhrree YYYUUHHH dddooiihnngghhh hheehhrree...?!"
"Ssshhooohhnnniihcc, tthhisshh ttiihhmmee... hhuuffhggh... tthheehhrreess'hh nnuuhh wwahhy oouuhtttaa mmahhrryiihnggh mmehh~"

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 7d

Twelve likes...

I KNOW you people crave obese SonAmy. Do not lie to me.

Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 8d

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 7d

Man... It must feel soooo good being put into a kigurumi suit of your waifu and permanently turning into her and also getting suuuper fucking cute and fat on top of it and everyone's crowding around you in awe as your belly bloats and slaps against your knees as you get heavier and heavier...

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Massive Mage 🔞 (3/6 COMMS DONE) @massivemage.bsky.social · 7d

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Get Fatter.

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Beanbag Chair @lurktheartist.bsky.social · 7d

Horsefemmed. Then eat my weight in carrots. And then do it again.

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 7d

i have the weirdest boner to become a tiny nerdz mascot now...

Kanada Cat (as seen on TV!) @kanadacat.bsky.social · Jul 28

I'm sure I can shrug off this curse easy peasy...

*is stuck as a foot stink huffing candy nerd monster for a few decades*
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patreon:
patreon.com/KanadaCat

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