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Truly hilarious headline from the Bezos-owned Washington Post yesterday.
Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.
Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Truly hilarious headline from the Bezos-owned Washington Post yesterday.
Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.
Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.
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Instead of Ganon or whoever, you save the princess from paparazzi
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Instead of Ganon or whoever, you save the princess from paparazzi
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Is it true that in the UK release of Ocarina of Time, Navi says “Oi bruv! Listen innit”
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Is it true that in the UK release of Ocarina of Time, Navi says “Oi bruv! Listen innit”
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GODDAMNIT I HAD MONEY ON THIS.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
GODDAMNIT I HAD MONEY ON THIS.
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
Not that I’ve taken the time to make a list or anything but if I were getting Groundhogged Day, one of my priorities would be to play enough times where I’m good at Addams Family pinball.
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Not that I’ve taken the time to make a list or anything but if I were getting Groundhogged Day, one of my priorities would be to play enough times where I’m good at Addams Family pinball.
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Every university that capitulated to Trump’s financial demands looks so fucking stupid right now
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Every university that capitulated to Trump’s financial demands looks so fucking stupid right now
Say you were getting Groundhogged Day on Groundhog Day, and Groundhog Day was available at the local movie theater or on streaming or what have you, how many of the Groundhog Days where you’re getting Groundhogged Day would you watch Groundhog Day?
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Say you were getting Groundhogged Day on Groundhog Day, and Groundhog Day was available at the local movie theater or on streaming or what have you, how many of the Groundhog Days where you’re getting Groundhogged Day would you watch Groundhog Day?
Bummed myself out realizing that Musk polluting our sky with his satellites means this line is inaccurate
I think it's important to know that an oral history of Tim Curry's greatest line delivery exists
here it is
(and yes, it was his first take, and yes, they kept it anyway because how could you not)
here it is
(and yes, it was his first take, and yes, they kept it anyway because how could you not)
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bummed myself out realizing that Musk polluting our sky with his satellites means this line is inaccurate
Maybe at the Eisners they can ask Hall of Fame inductee Dave Sim about his opinion on Neil Gaiman
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Maybe at the Eisners they can ask Hall of Fame inductee Dave Sim about his opinion on Neil Gaiman
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I think Sandman is a joyless, pretentious slog from an author who holds his audience in broad contempt. Others, some of whom surprisingly do NOT have head injuries, consider it brilliant. Probably what happened is they made a comic you could read in an effort to get laid, and that way madness lies.
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I think Sandman is a joyless, pretentious slog from an author who holds his audience in broad contempt. Others, some of whom surprisingly do NOT have head injuries, consider it brilliant. Probably what happened is they made a comic you could read in an effort to get laid, and that way madness lies.
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Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, a self-insert DC Comics fanfic, ends with the title character committing suicide. Neil. Neil!!
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, a self-insert DC Comics fanfic, ends with the title character committing suicide. Neil. Neil!!
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Congrats to whoever won the contract to provide the body cams that ICE agents are going to immediately cover or damage just as police do.
Congrats to Hakeem Jeffries. He’s worked so hard for this victory.
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Congrats to whoever won the contract to provide the body cams that ICE agents are going to immediately cover or damage just as police do.
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Finally someone says it
KAMALA WOULD HAVE CLOSED THE HARRIS-KENNEDY CENTER FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO A LACK OF PERFORMERS ALSO!
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Finally someone says it
Imaging a world where non-conservative viral tweets somehow reached Trump’s feed and so whenever he sees Melania or one of her body doubles somewhere in his mind he thinks “and I didn’t even take a Benadryl.”
That’s who these motherfuckers are. Monsters we didn’t even do anything to let in
That’s who these motherfuckers are. Monsters we didn’t even do anything to let in
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Imaging a world where non-conservative viral tweets somehow reached Trump’s feed and so whenever he sees Melania or one of her body doubles somewhere in his mind he thinks “and I didn’t even take a Benadryl.”
That’s who these motherfuckers are. Monsters we didn’t even do anything to let in
That’s who these motherfuckers are. Monsters we didn’t even do anything to let in
Hey, at least David Zaslav’s Warner Brothers isn’t rebooting Harry Potter and giving J.K. access to a whole crop of kids or anything
framing Lolita as a “great and tragic love story” speaks volumes about Rowling’s worldview, but it is also fascinating to me that she doesn’t seem to understand what an unreliable narrator is
If anyone's curious, this is the full version of that Rowling/Lolita quote
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Hey, at least David Zaslav’s Warner Brothers isn’t rebooting Harry Potter and giving J.K. access to a whole crop of kids or anything
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ME (trying to cancel someone): you know he makes really hard video games, right?
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 AM
ME (trying to cancel someone): you know he makes really hard video games, right?
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Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
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Today is Groundhog Day!
That means it's time for you to (re-)read @sirosenbaum.bsky.social's delightful profile of the writer of GROUNDHOG DAY (1993)!!!!
The piece is a complete banger and it will cheer you up, guaranteed!!!!
That means it's time for you to (re-)read @sirosenbaum.bsky.social's delightful profile of the writer of GROUNDHOG DAY (1993)!!!!
The piece is a complete banger and it will cheer you up, guaranteed!!!!
The Writer of Groundhog Day Has Been Living His Movie for the Past 24 Years
For Danny Rubin, who wrote the beloved movie and the new musical, every day is Groundhog Day.
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February 2, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Today is Groundhog Day!
That means it's time for you to (re-)read @sirosenbaum.bsky.social's delightful profile of the writer of GROUNDHOG DAY (1993)!!!!
The piece is a complete banger and it will cheer you up, guaranteed!!!!
That means it's time for you to (re-)read @sirosenbaum.bsky.social's delightful profile of the writer of GROUNDHOG DAY (1993)!!!!
The piece is a complete banger and it will cheer you up, guaranteed!!!!
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January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Jeffery Epstein being responsible for or at least involved in the creation of /pol/, microtransactions in video games, and the anti-Woke backlash feels like that character on The Great North who got rich inventing car alarms, ATM fees, and a way to make sure there's less legroom on airplanes.
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Jeffery Epstein being responsible for or at least involved in the creation of /pol/, microtransactions in video games, and the anti-Woke backlash feels like that character on The Great North who got rich inventing car alarms, ATM fees, and a way to make sure there's less legroom on airplanes.
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The conclusion isn't 'Qanon was right' it's 'Qanon was an op to install Trump, Musk, Thiel and dozens of other Epstein pals into the halls of power and build the most pro-sex criminal regime since slavery.' Which was obvious years ago.
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The conclusion isn't 'Qanon was right' it's 'Qanon was an op to install Trump, Musk, Thiel and dozens of other Epstein pals into the halls of power and build the most pro-sex criminal regime since slavery.' Which was obvious years ago.