Dana Gould
@danagould.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)
Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
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It would be tragic except that they voted for it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It would be tragic except that they voted for it.
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Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
DHS posted a photo of someone in Portland, “expressing support of ICE.”
It’s an obvious fake. Note that she’s standing over the letters “AI” in the sidewalk.
Why?
It’s an obvious fake. Note that she’s standing over the letters “AI” in the sidewalk.
Why?
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DHS posted a photo of someone in Portland, “expressing support of ICE.”
It’s an obvious fake. Note that she’s standing over the letters “AI” in the sidewalk.
Why?
It’s an obvious fake. Note that she’s standing over the letters “AI” in the sidewalk.
Why?
Moving to Texas just so you can say “retarded” seems… Oh, God, how do I put this?
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Moving to Texas just so you can say “retarded” seems… Oh, God, how do I put this?
People used to say “I’m running away to join the circus.”
But the whole point of a circus is it travels around from town to town. It just doesn’t sound very dramatic to say, “I’m going out front to wait for the circus.”
But the whole point of a circus is it travels around from town to town. It just doesn’t sound very dramatic to say, “I’m going out front to wait for the circus.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
People used to say “I’m running away to join the circus.”
But the whole point of a circus is it travels around from town to town. It just doesn’t sound very dramatic to say, “I’m going out front to wait for the circus.”
But the whole point of a circus is it travels around from town to town. It just doesn’t sound very dramatic to say, “I’m going out front to wait for the circus.”
Trump doesn’t need Congress to vote on releasing the Epstein files. He has the authority to release them today.
But he won’t. Because they’re a hoax created by the Democrats to hurt his presidency.
Also…
But he won’t. Because they’re a hoax created by the Democrats to hurt his presidency.
Also…
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trump doesn’t need Congress to vote on releasing the Epstein files. He has the authority to release them today.
But he won’t. Because they’re a hoax created by the Democrats to hurt his presidency.
Also…
But he won’t. Because they’re a hoax created by the Democrats to hurt his presidency.
Also…
I’m starting a GoFundMe to write a book on the evils of Socialism.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m starting a GoFundMe to write a book on the evils of Socialism.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
Making his office look like a whorehouse may be the most honest thing he’s ever done.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Making his office look like a whorehouse may be the most honest thing he’s ever done.
FRIDAY: Trump asks Pam Bondi to investigate the Democrats in the Epstein files. Only the Democrats.
SUNDAY: Trump calls for the Epstein files to be released.
TODAY: Pam Bondi stands in front of a mirror rehearsing, “We cannot release the files as they are now under an active investigation.”
SUNDAY: Trump calls for the Epstein files to be released.
TODAY: Pam Bondi stands in front of a mirror rehearsing, “We cannot release the files as they are now under an active investigation.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
FRIDAY: Trump asks Pam Bondi to investigate the Democrats in the Epstein files. Only the Democrats.
SUNDAY: Trump calls for the Epstein files to be released.
TODAY: Pam Bondi stands in front of a mirror rehearsing, “We cannot release the files as they are now under an active investigation.”
SUNDAY: Trump calls for the Epstein files to be released.
TODAY: Pam Bondi stands in front of a mirror rehearsing, “We cannot release the files as they are now under an active investigation.”
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The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s not that he’s a sexual predator. He’s a sexual predator who hasn’t lowered grocery prices!
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s not that he’s a sexual predator. He’s a sexual predator who hasn’t lowered grocery prices!
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
Weird that they are cancelling the production of pennies at the same time that’s all most people make.
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US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Weird that they are cancelling the production of pennies at the same time that’s all most people make.
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I’m going to have something very important to say about something at some point. I’m pretty sure of it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m going to have something very important to say about something at some point. I’m pretty sure of it.
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get?
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get?
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.
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People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
It would be funny if he was called Honest Abe because he started every sentence with “I’m gonna be honest here,” and people were actually calling him that ironically because he was annoying.
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It would be funny if he was called Honest Abe because he started every sentence with “I’m gonna be honest here,” and people were actually calling him that ironically because he was annoying.
ANTIFA statue, right in the middle of Washington DC!
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ANTIFA statue, right in the middle of Washington DC!