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If it weren’t for ̶t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ bluesky I’d be saying all this out loud in an otherwise empty room. He/him.
Lord forgive and/or smite me for reading this and immediately thinking ANY OF AT LEAST THREE BASIC CABLE CHANNELS AT ANY GIVEN TIME - A Few Good Men
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lord forgive and/or smite me for reading this and immediately thinking ANY OF AT LEAST THREE BASIC CABLE CHANNELS AT ANY GIVEN TIME - A Few Good Men
On the plus side, given the forethought and ethics tech and AI companies behave with, it won’t be long before you can use ChatGPT to generate a video of Pluto like this
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
On the plus side, given the forethought and ethics tech and AI companies behave with, it won’t be long before you can use ChatGPT to generate a video of Pluto like this
Another Superman vs Captain Marvel comic, huh
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Another Superman vs Captain Marvel comic, huh
Once you’ve seen Sentimental Value, you’ll never stop wanting to beat dumb idiots on social media who post about Elle Fanning’s ass in this movie to death with your bare hands.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Once you’ve seen Sentimental Value, you’ll never stop wanting to beat dumb idiots on social media who post about Elle Fanning’s ass in this movie to death with your bare hands.
I got to see some celebrities at Cincinnati
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I got to see some celebrities at Cincinnati
Addendum to this thread: these kids murals still up at a local grocer a week or so ago.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Addendum to this thread: these kids murals still up at a local grocer a week or so ago.
I suppose one thing to appreciate* about the streamers not giving a single solitary ratshit about QA is more and more instances that are like Mario Bava’s original ending to BLACK SABBATH. Unintentionally Brechtian productions all around.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I suppose one thing to appreciate* about the streamers not giving a single solitary ratshit about QA is more and more instances that are like Mario Bava’s original ending to BLACK SABBATH. Unintentionally Brechtian productions all around.
For two years the local theater chain had Season’s Bleedings, horror mini-marathons in December. Year 1 had Silent Night, Deadly Night; The Thing; Flesh for Frankenstein; New Year’s Evil. 2 had Black Christmas; 30 Days of Night; Christmas Bloody Christmas; Friday the 13th pt 3. What would your 4 be?
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
For two years the local theater chain had Season’s Bleedings, horror mini-marathons in December. Year 1 had Silent Night, Deadly Night; The Thing; Flesh for Frankenstein; New Year’s Evil. 2 had Black Christmas; 30 Days of Night; Christmas Bloody Christmas; Friday the 13th pt 3. What would your 4 be?
Great* Moments in Kerning
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Great* Moments in Kerning
RIP, GOAT
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
RIP, GOAT
In a perfect world, Leslie Nielsen or Julie Hagerty would’ve been there and deadpanned that trying to copy the style of an earlier movie is what people are generally trying to do when making sequels.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
In a perfect world, Leslie Nielsen or Julie Hagerty would’ve been there and deadpanned that trying to copy the style of an earlier movie is what people are generally trying to do when making sequels.
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.
JUST DON’T
SAY I’M
SAY I’M
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
JUST DON’T
SAY I’M
SAY I’M
END OF THREAD Happy Halloween
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
END OF THREAD Happy Halloween
Hospital with a pumpkin contest
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hospital with a pumpkin contest
Big mouth and little mouth
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Big mouth and little mouth
Neat store displays in Lakewood
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Neat store displays in Lakewood
You’ll excuse my fat ass stuffy nose breathing like a Michael Myers shot in this video of the crypt in action
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
You’ll excuse my fat ass stuffy nose breathing like a Michael Myers shot in this video of the crypt in action
This house had a custom Haunted Mansion
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This house had a custom Haunted Mansion
Some strays here
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Some strays here
This house had a neat forest dwelling god sort of thing going on
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This house had a neat forest dwelling god sort of thing going on
Spooky scary skeletons carrying a dog
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Spooky scary skeletons carrying a dog