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Lynn Underwood

@lynnunderwood.bsky.social

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Kicked off Twitter in 2020 for calling Marsha Blackburn an f-ing liar; she lied 30 days in a row, so…….

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · Jan 28

I don’t care what you do (or who you do it with) as long as it’s consensual and NOT in the left lane!

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 22m

#TimBurchett ‘s office and sleeping quarters

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 23m

You can bet your ass that Walmart will file with China to get their refund. Then you will have to deal with Walmart to get yours. Of course you’ll need original oackaging and sales slip not over 30 days old

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe the acid in the ketchup will speed up the patina of that cheap gold

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 5h

The greatest actor in the world was Omar Tariff

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 5h

I guarantee that #TimBurchett is circling the White House hoping to snag a roadkill dinner for 1122 Longworth.

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 5h

File a lien!

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 6h

That makes sense. Cut the volume by 1/3 and the flavor by half and you woukd expect a reduction. But only 25%? Who’s f**king us now?

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 6h

#TimBurchett

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 6h

Still waiting

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 6h

I’m printing this 25% off coupon and taking it to Food City.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

Like shoppers aren't going to notice that this is a blatant lie. He must think we're as stupid as he is.

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 7h

Anal costs $17.76 more

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 7h

My late brother in Tennessee called them halfbacks. Moved from Ohio to Florida, then half way back

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 7h

Probably Stuckey’s gas station in Nelson.

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 7h

Popcorn? We’re having pierogis!

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 7h

White man dancing

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

Quasimodo of the Gilded Oval

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think we have to worry about Nikki working at SpaceX or Blue Orbit

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

Even the gerrymandered 86th dumped their GOP incumbent

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll trade two perogis for tickets to this event

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

Hot damn!

Politico @politico.com · 1d

BREAKING: Prop 50 passes in California.

Voters approved Newsom’s plan to oust GOP incumbents with a new congressional map that could give Dems up to five more seats in next year’s midterms, buoying their prospects of retaking the House.

Read more: politi.co/43QRB8I

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

He may have been busy doing something else in Lee Beaman’s basement. Let’s ask his stepson.

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 1d

Or just pull out the stopper

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

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Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe he has blackout curtains on the windows of his basement apartment in Lee Beaman’s house

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds Like a Plan