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@mackletrain.bsky.social

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Shitposter from Twitter known as Mackletrain (Mike). Teacher. Red Wings, Detroit and general sprots fan. D&D nerd. Progressive. Mostly insufferable

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · Nov 14

Bringing this here for posterity. Truly my crowing achievement on the Bird App

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Whoever got Baez swinging better needs to kidnap Greene immediately

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Tigers can't score with runners on 3rd and 2nd, and then bases loaded, and are now going to lose through a series of the stupidest shit ever.

Detroit sports

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

So fucking stupid...

MULTIPLE RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION.

MULTIPLE TIMES. RUNNERS ON 3RD AND 2ND IN MULTIPLE GAMES

AND YOU CAN'T SCORE!?

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Fucking bat... God fucking...

COME ON SCORE A FUCKING RUN

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

I mean I'm happy but also like...

Chip it into the outfield and you drive in two

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

STOP IT

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Sara Hates Baseball @helmerroids.bsky.social · 6h

IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO SCORE STAY IN LINE

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Please.

Please score.

Score. Score a run. Score many runs.

Please score.

Tigers. Score.

Tigers score, please. Please, Tigers, score.

Score.

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Fuck it, whatever, I'll take it. Go Zach

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Lenny Sundahl-Stewart @lennysundahl.bsky.social · 6h

Spanker Porkelson

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Gonna guess Spencer Torkelson is #1

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Lenny Sundahl-Stewart @lennysundahl.bsky.social · 7h

Colt Keith is most valuable to me as having only the second most porny name on the Tigers

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

TI.....GERS

youtu.be/s8RQvwkh57U?...

For the love of God meme

YouTube video by Fatos

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

It's been real bad

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

Right and neither did the Tigers!

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

SARA

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

Somehow Keith had a .256 average during the season?

I think I've seen him get 1 hit? Ever?

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

What the fuck does Colt Keith even do?

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

Sara...

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in a chair

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in a chair

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

I need sure as shit Gleyber Torres to get a fucking hit here

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

May this pun Kerry us to a win

paul afraidies @theroarof1984.bsky.social · 7h

He’s Kerrying the team on his back right now

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

TIGERS SCORE A GOD DAMNED FUCKING RUN PLEASE CHALLENGE [LOL UR GONNA DIE]

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

Then it's a hamburger

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 7h

If they're throwing nothing but sliders then why can't you fucking hit them?

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