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Shitposter from Twitter known as Mackletrain (Mike). Teacher. Red Wings, Detroit and general sprots fan. D&D nerd. Progressive. Mostly insufferable

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · Nov 14

Bringing this here for posterity. Truly my crowing achievement on the Bird App

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 6h

Just got my flu and covid shots, and I plan on getting circumcised and taking Tylenol for the pain.

Hopefully I can have all the autism so none of you get it.

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SealedSeven @sealedseven.bsky.social · 20h

Once again I ask, "What exactly do you do here?" #lgrw

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 22h

Wonder how the Wings are do-

Nope. Nevermind.

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 1d

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ALT: a man is holding a microphone and the word help is on the screen behind him

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 1d

Folks... they don't even know how to cheat correctly

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 1d

Well... 10 cop cars, multiple fire engines, couple of ambulances.

Doesn't seem ideal

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 2d

Two things here:

-Remember when we had, for the briefest of moments, the Bert-Ehn-Erne line?

-DETEOIT RED WINGS LEGEND DENNIS CHOLOWSKI (said in the most Yinzer voice ever)

#LGRW

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Megan O'Matz @megomatz.bsky.social · 2d

A policy expert described Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s push in favor of private schools as a “great American heist,” funneling money from public schools: “It’s a strategic theft of the future of our country, our kids and our democracy. @propublica.org

These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.

Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...

www.propublica.org

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 2d

That's because you have CLASS, Himbassador Bex

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

Is this because he was voted the #LGRW Himbo for the season?

Of course it was. @bexprime.bsky.social and I have a group text with Todd and he was waiting on the results

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

So I said last spring how a kid from the school I work at got drafted by the Commanders; Kain Medrano

Today we inducted him into our sports HoF, got him to sign a jersey for me.

Pretty cool highlight to an otherwise tough time for me.

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Long Dead Sam Sluggington 💀🎃 @billyr.bsky.social · 3d

"ihnbo" in his native german

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

LONG. OVER. DUE.

OUR GERMAN BOI KING

YOUR 2025-2026 DETROIT RED WINGS HIMBO

#LGRW

Bex @bexprime.bsky.social · 3d

So, he kind of ran away with the final vote and it wasn’t a close competition. Congratulations to Moritz Seider, Detroit Red Wings himbo for the 2025-26 season

Detroit Red Wings Himbo
2025-26

Moritz Seider

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

HE DROVE TO THE WRONG GRAND RAPIDS

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Bex @bexprime.bsky.social · 3d

So, he kind of ran away with the final vote and it wasn’t a close competition. Congratulations to Moritz Seider, Detroit Red Wings himbo for the 2025-26 season

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

People are saying

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

THE CHIEFS JUST LOST ON THE DUMBEST PLAY

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 3d

Ricky Vaughn certainly did

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

I have a hard time believing any sport, especially one so predicated on hand eye coordination, wouldn't regularly check the eye site of its players

Plus he's a phenomenal fielder.

I think he's way too power focused and not enough contact focused.

Pitchers know what he'll swing at and he indulges.

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

You can't be Riley Greene and not consistently hit.

Him, Carpenter, and Tork have to combine for runs basically every game

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

"Oh sure, we COULD drive in this guy on third base and be up 1-0... maybe even 2-0 because there's a guy in 2nd and we're aggressive base runners....

...but then you'd be happy"

Tigers, apparently

Rebel Yelich @jwgagne.bsky.social · 4d

It seems they’re anti-scoring runs.

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

*2-0

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

Tigers are going to lose 1-0 because they can't drive in guys from 3rd

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Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

Ssssiiiiiiiiiiigh....

Come the fuck on, Tigers

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

Wrong team, assholes

Fire Yzerman-Train @mackletrain.bsky.social · 4d

Nice stand by Skubal

NOW SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS