Mackletrain
mackletrain.bsky.social
Mackletrain
@mackletrain.bsky.social
Shitposter from Twitter known as Mackletrain (Mike). Red Wings, Detroit and general sprots fan. D&D nerd. Progressive. Mostly insufferable
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Bringing this here for posterity. Truly my crowing achievement on the Bird App
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“Leaving Detroit when I did was a huge mistake. That is on me.”
— Sergei Fedorov, during tonight’s jersey retirement ceremony 🥹

#RedWings #LGRW #DetroitSports
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Alexa, what were the most turnovers ever in an NFL game and was it the current Eagles and Chargers game?
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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jalen hurts with two turnovers on one play and it occurs to me that you can’t spell jalen hurts without j-e-t-s
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That was the dumbest series of events I have ever seen in football
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching the Bears defense give Jordon Love fits and then immediately turn it right back over, while I'm continuing to root for the meteor
spongebob squarepants is sitting at a table in a diner .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting at a table in a diner .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Joe Burrow? More like Joe Furrow Your Brow At All These Interceptions
James Cook? More like James Oops! All Fumbles
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
James Cook? More like James Oops! All Fumbles
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Folks. I give you.

Pierogi nachos. At home
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Seriously need to look at the training staff for the team

How can so many guys, especially in the secondary, keep falling like this?

I know it's football but two seasons in a row is ridiculous
Angry Detroit Lions Secondary-Hating God smites another one
NFL Network reporting Lions safety Brian Branch is feared to have suffered an Achilles injury. Will have more tests today, but woof, potentially tough blow to wake up to, no doubt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And then makes an amazing game sealing pick.

Okay DJ

Okay
....DJ

That was so bad, dude
DJ Reed on the struggle bus tonight
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
CLUTCH PLAY
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Honestly, aside from the flagrant fuckery against Detroit, the biggest thing the league has to fix in its officiating is false starts.

Tackles are getting way, way too many head starts, with Jawaan Taylor being the most obvious example.

But it's so bad
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Exactly this.

And that should be no PI on either team.

Ferguson is just working through his route and Anzelone's contact wasn't enough to effect the route or Ferguson's ability to make a play.

But the false start was flagrantly not called
Whatever they call better involve a false start by the LT
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
FUCKING COVER SOMEONE PLEASE
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hey maybe don't let them immediately get the first down on 2nd and 3rd and long
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Jamiroquai Gibson

#OnePride
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lions trying to go full Lions here
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Stupid play call on 3rd and long.

Glad to get 3 and make it a 2 score game
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The way Al Michaels said "Goooooood" after that field goal was weird and he should never do that again
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Did a member of Congress threaten to investigate the NFL for the officiating because all of a sudden, the Cowboys get penalized
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ahhhgg....

He was gonna hook it anyway, unless he put that Jake Bates Funk on it.

But.... I don't like the momentum shift
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM