Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
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Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
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It's giving Promotional Material
Me smiling at my department's Hispanic heritage month where we played lotería with boards of Hispanic scientists.
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But also we did decide that realistically we're looking to have me defend in the summer of my sixth year, so only 22 months left 🙃
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Well my main problem is that earlier this summer my PI and I sat down to talk about what the chapters of my thesis would be, and I've still got so much to do for most of my chapters

Some of them admittedly are me waiting for collaborators tho
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My total active projects just bumped up to six... I'm never gonna leave this program am I...
Old man pouring colored liquids into other colored liquids. He looks into the camera with what I can best describe as pleasant trepidation.
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I don't, can you tell me
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Me when I subject a kimwipe to turbulent forces
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I tried to figure this out and forgot how to say it full stop but I came back and it's Kara Mel
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Glad I could clear that up :)
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Caramel has been confined to the Lube Jar as crime for burning me
A mason jar with a handle with the text "The Lube®" embossed on it. It is full of caramel.
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But it's not pleasurable if I can't taste it past the burn :(
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Tell me why every time I make caramel I have an uncontrollable urge to taste it as if it isn't literally molten sugar that will immediately burn my tongue
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That's the last word tho
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Made tomato lentil soup ❤️
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Whoa that sounds a little too wild for me
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Somebody give me baking ideas for my apples
Me standing in an orchard with kinda skinny apple trees but a bag full of apples.
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Went apple picking and now I have far too many apples
Christian Girl Autumn.
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"so I was chatting with my environmentally catastrophic calculator"
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Ah correction, it's 9% of plastic waste gets recycled, which excludes plastics that stay in use for a while such as car parts, so less than 9%
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To be clear, they're lesbians so I will allow it
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The Cubs are not playing well
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Went over to my friends' place to make soup and grilled cheeses but now I'm being forced to learn baseball
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Fun fact, we've produced around 12 billion metric tons of plastic since the 1950s when they first became commercially available, and only about 9% of that has been recycled :)
Unrelated selfie of my at the gym.
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Alas it's already started