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Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago
Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
Situationship ignoring my texts even though he asked me to go out tonight
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I got a slow cooker at the end of last year and yeah I made a soup or two but mainly I've been making fucking much shredded chicken breast and I cannot stop
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Omg I forgot Frieren season 2 started lfg
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Fun fact, when recycling plastic water bottles you should always keep the bottlecap on!
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
After two month hiatus, finally have dnd again tonight
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Lol so I was talking to somebody that graduated from my research group many years ago and she told me that he used to give some iteration on this speech to every student in their fifth year, so yay it's not personal but also fuck academia
Fifth year PhD and my advisor said I need to start over on learning lab skills because I'm a bad scientist 😎
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Honestly Suzanne Collins really did wonders by reintroducing Bread and Circuses into the cultural zeitgeist
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Added some cointreau to my hot cocoa
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Redownloading MTG Arena 😌
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Bloomf is ignoring me even tho I'm sending him high quality food pics
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wow it's gay guy Christmas (the underwear I ordered came in the mail)
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
2016 / 2026
January 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I turned around a corner incorrectly yesterday and now my knee hurts today, love being an adult
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
People really need to stop fucking saying "unalived" and shit
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Okay I've seen four episodes of the gay sex hockey show now and like Shane and Ilya are sooooo boring
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I just remembered that it's 2026 which means Pokemon museum in a couple months :)))
Serebii Update: The Pokémon Fossil Museum will be making its first showcase outside of Japan at the Field Museum in Chicago in 2026

www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Haircut evidence
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Almost posted something that required nuance and then remembered nobody is forcing me to do that lmao
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Joined a book club!
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I got a haircut today but don't feel like posting a pic, everyone imagine me with super hot hair now
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
2027 is gonna be MY year 🥳😎🥰
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Whoops back to thinking about how my advisor really sat me down this morning and said "hey, you don't have imposter syndrome, you're just legitimately an imposter"
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Unironically love answer phone calls and answering political surveys
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Alright personal crisis set aside, I missed listening to the news this morning so now I get to learn about global crisis instead yippeeee
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Fifth year PhD and my advisor said I need to start over on learning lab skills because I'm a bad scientist 😎
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM