Sam
@macroplasticz.bsky.social
Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago
Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
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Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games
Personal account 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam
Gonna start incorporating I'mn't and you'ren't into my vocabulary
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gonna start incorporating I'mn't and you'ren't into my vocabulary
I'm kinda like a coder tbh (downloading my first Minecraft mod)
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm kinda like a coder tbh (downloading my first Minecraft mod)
Put on a shirt I haven't worn in a while and it's tight around my bicep??? When did that happen
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Put on a shirt I haven't worn in a while and it's tight around my bicep??? When did that happen
Made cherry almond pie for friendsgiving2 the squeakquel and it was okay
BUT somebody else brought a cranberry tart that I would kill a man for, so who wants to go on a heist to steal her recipe with me 🥺
BUT somebody else brought a cranberry tart that I would kill a man for, so who wants to go on a heist to steal her recipe with me 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Made cherry almond pie for friendsgiving2 the squeakquel and it was okay
BUT somebody else brought a cranberry tart that I would kill a man for, so who wants to go on a heist to steal her recipe with me 🥺
BUT somebody else brought a cranberry tart that I would kill a man for, so who wants to go on a heist to steal her recipe with me 🥺
Okay only 150 more episodes of One Piece until I'm caught up 😤
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Okay only 150 more episodes of One Piece until I'm caught up 😤
The only reason to have an expansive vocabulary is for puns and I will die on this hill
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The only reason to have an expansive vocabulary is for puns and I will die on this hill
Omg Pidgey is usually more a fan of proximity than actually touching but she's willingly napping while leaning against me
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Omg Pidgey is usually more a fan of proximity than actually touching but she's willingly napping while leaning against me
Got a lot of genuinely important and helpful research feedback today and have a bunch of new experiments I want to run but also next week is Thanksgiving and then it's December which is the fakest work month ever, so maybe these are a 2026 issue
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Got a lot of genuinely important and helpful research feedback today and have a bunch of new experiments I want to run but also next week is Thanksgiving and then it's December which is the fakest work month ever, so maybe these are a 2026 issue
Help my daughter is obsessed with toothpaste
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Help my daughter is obsessed with toothpaste
Honestly they really popped off with the scientific method
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Honestly they really popped off with the scientific method
Nothing like hitting up an ex because he has a lot of experience in a niche subfield relating to my research
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nothing like hitting up an ex because he has a lot of experience in a niche subfield relating to my research
Just started Blasphemous and boy do these guys have pointy hats
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just started Blasphemous and boy do these guys have pointy hats
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Maybe it's just fifth year PhD blues but the Seasie Dees have been hitting extra hard since the clocks changed this year
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Maybe it's just fifth year PhD blues but the Seasie Dees have been hitting extra hard since the clocks changed this year
There truly isn't a worse feeling than somebody asking to work in with you doing barbell presses and forcing you to like double the weight after every set for them
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There truly isn't a worse feeling than somebody asking to work in with you doing barbell presses and forcing you to like double the weight after every set for them
I gotta say attending a few friendsgiving things and being the one single person amongst several couples is definitely an experience
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I gotta say attending a few friendsgiving things and being the one single person amongst several couples is definitely an experience
Yellow Cake with Lemon Curd and Lemon Simple Syrup and Whipped Cream Frosting (and Leaf)
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yellow Cake with Lemon Curd and Lemon Simple Syrup and Whipped Cream Frosting (and Leaf)
People are saying Bubba might be referring to Ghislaine's horse, Donnie is reheated Catherine the Great's nachos
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
People are saying Bubba might be referring to Ghislaine's horse, Donnie is reheated Catherine the Great's nachos
Friendagiving turned into us watching 90's and 00's ads and infomercials as a group and honestly modern day ads have no fucking flair or whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Friendagiving turned into us watching 90's and 00's ads and infomercials as a group and honestly modern day ads have no fucking flair or whimsy
Me and my friend tried making a Victoria Sponge cake and it was literally just a sweet+fluffy scrambled egg, boo I hate the british
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me and my friend tried making a Victoria Sponge cake and it was literally just a sweet+fluffy scrambled egg, boo I hate the british
After letting it run overnight it stabilized at 0.087 torr, which is better than it's even been before I started fucking around
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After letting it run overnight it stabilized at 0.087 torr, which is better than it's even been before I started fucking around
Nevermind it's back up to like 2.5 torr, gonna kms expeditiously
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nevermind it's back up to like 2.5 torr, gonna kms expeditiously
Update: it still wasn't pulling down to the very low pressures I need for my work but I've fucked around with it enough that I think it's fixed
Somebody give me an honorary degree in mechanical and electrical engineering
Somebody give me an honorary degree in mechanical and electrical engineering
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Update: it still wasn't pulling down to the very low pressures I need for my work but I've fucked around with it enough that I think it's fixed
Somebody give me an honorary degree in mechanical and electrical engineering
Somebody give me an honorary degree in mechanical and electrical engineering
Changed my vacuum pump oil at work all by myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Changed my vacuum pump oil at work all by myself
Went on a tour of a recycling sorting center and the two big things they had to say were not to put your recycling in plastic bags and "plastic you can smash goes in the trash"
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Went on a tour of a recycling sorting center and the two big things they had to say were not to put your recycling in plastic bags and "plastic you can smash goes in the trash"