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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 1h

How are the jurors not bursting into laughter

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 1h

Time to lay siege

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1h

wasn't really an issue in the election but low key important that with spanberger as governor D.C. will be bordered by two states whose national guards are led by democrats

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Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 3h

every week trump admin pulls out some new freak and is like "Here's Charles Pepperoni hes in charge of the navy now" and then Charles Pepperoni is like "we use virgins' fingernails instead of dollars now"

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 2h

My sisters working on foie gras and appetizers.

CNN @cnn.com · 3h

In one incident, a group of five female killer whales were recorded working together to attack a young white shark and remove its liver, before sharing it between them.
https://cnn.it/3LeSPV8

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 6h

Let’s save him some time, the calls are coming from the White House.

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Film/tv rights for these might be available. Looking at you, Hallmark Channel.

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Impossible until January ‘27. At best. And still zero chance of Senate conviction.

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 2d

“Disgraced ex-TV Host/Ghostwriter Hirer” doesn’t fit on the chyron.

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 2d

Nice “tackle” by Banks.

More generally, the team has quit on this game, and maybe on the season, too.

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 2d

Are Dart’s receivers unable to get open deep, or has he been ordered to take immediate check downs rather than hold the ball and risk a sack?

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 2d

Interesting decision by NYG to not bother covering the opposing team’s best player.

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 3d

Promises, promises

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 3d

“Nothing is ever my fault. The Leader cannot fail, he can only be failed.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Trump: "It's their fault. Everything is their fault."

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 4d

Sid Finch vibe

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 4d

Can you imagine being the patsy who’d run for President on that platform, though? And Trump would *still* be ineligible bc of having served 2 terms, even if he was Speaker, leaving us with the Senate pro tem, dribbling oatmeal down his chin as he takes the oath of office.

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 4d

Years from now, we’ll find out this was 90% accurate.

MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 4d

There is no legal case whatsoever, signed, an actual f’ing lawyer.

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MadisonBelmar @madisonbelmar.bsky.social · 4d

Marvelous Chardonnay, a little oak influence; pineapple, green apple and mango on the nose, nice acidity, only 13% ABV, excellent with a Costco rotisserie chicken and potatoes roasted in sage butter. Close second to Mt. Eden as my favorite California Chardonnay. #wine