Jezza Puddlegum, Hedgewitch
@magisterjezza.bsky.social
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NSFW/APDL/Kinky Content Warning! A mid-30s wizard lady. She/Her. Software Engineer. Fantasy Author. Very Queer. Cats, fairies, gnomes and diapers to be seen here. My work's on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MagisterJezza/works
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magisterjezza.bsky.social
“Do big dumb stupid witchers know how to do name magic?”

New Release! A huge thank you to Zhayde and Molly for letting me use your Witcher characters, this was so fun to write. I hope y'all enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/70644516
Cover of "Changes and Changelings"
magisterjezza.bsky.social
If shooting old cars is a redneck pastime then I wanna make shooting old PCs a thing. Take out anything battery-like and it's just metal. Back to the earth!
magisterjezza.bsky.social
I want to use all this bullshit as targets at an outdoor range somewhere.
Jezza with a rifle near some PCs
magisterjezza.bsky.social
I told my therapist furries are the reason I haven't lost faith in humanity and I meant it.
socksthewolf.com
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
magisterjezza.bsky.social
Oh goodness! This is such a sweet sentiment. Thank you so much! ^^
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magisterjezza.bsky.social
I visit a coven of forest witches with a lion pride at their core. Not only am I the most petite, I'm also the most inexperienced. If you thought I talked in a serious old-timey way, you should hear Myst.

Art by: @subdivisionsart.bsky.social
A petite lioness is bathed by an elderly lioness.
magisterjezza.bsky.social
The gank squads were always interesting as a treadmill but this area's whole thing is "successive gank squad fights with no checkpoint" and it's genuinely so boring
magisterjezza.bsky.social
I'm at the part of Silksong (last act) where progress is gated behind waves of multi-dude fights that must be started over every time I lose and I think I may be done.
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magisterjezza.bsky.social
You can force me onto Windows 11 but because you still need to support legacy corpos I will always find your classic perpetual office downloads. Even if you bury them!
Never leave me O2016
magisterjezza.bsky.social
FET omg! I love seeing this kind of thing <3 Your expression is totally accurate!
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I'm doin a few sketches based on BFC memories! This first one is from the last night when I saw my first public change in the middle of a COMPLETELY packed party - It felt like something straight out of a piece of art... so I made it into art 😖

Ft. @peenishi.bsky.social and @snazithus.bsky.social 🥰
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scw.bsky.social
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”
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jeandeerest.bsky.social
unless you’re a fuckin fantasy samurai or somethin if you say shit like “the legacy of our ancestors” im putting a kick me sign on your back and declaring open season
magisterjezza.bsky.social
I too would be wary of anyone who casually walks into the breeding ground of everything terrible!
magisterjezza.bsky.social
They fight with each other and form new little cells all the time but yea
magisterjezza.bsky.social
There is still a large 4chan/abdl demographic and it is completely disgusting.
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mollymendoza.bsky.social
I liked the inks almost more than the final but I’ll share the final soon when I scan!
magisterjezza.bsky.social
"Moral decay of society" is not how to talk about what's going on -- that right there is a right-wing dogwhistle. Nobody calls the Iranian Revolution a "moral decay." It was a rightward cultural shift enforced with state violence.

We're seeing a cultural shift trying to be enforced by the state.
vaporeon.baby
opened telegram to find that the founder pinned a message for presumably everyone to read where he takes issue with multiple things, some valid and some far less so that feels like they're obfuscating details, before devolving into a fascist rant about the moral (and biological??) decay of society 🙄
Pavel Durov dm about turning 41 and being sad about government IDs and also people being arrested for various stuff. It's weird he doesn't mention what they're being arrested for specifically, honestly. He then says that this is leading to a betrayal of the "legacy of our ancestors" (lol) and then, in the second picture, whining about his this is the moral decay of society (and also biological decay for some reason??). Also he says the free market must be protected lmfao
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jimmywuffster.bsky.social
Talking to artists who try to create something in this niche that isn’t just fetish focussed is depressing

I get there’s a range of reasons why people connect with ABDL, and some of those are shallow as a puddle, actively *complaining* about artists not including diapers every 5 seconds sucks