Jezza Puddlegum, Hedgewitch
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Jezza Puddlegum, Hedgewitch
@magisterjezza.bsky.social
NSFW/APDL/Kinky Content Warning!

A mid-30s wizard lady. She/Her. Software Engineer. Fantasy Author. Very Queer. Cats, fairies, gnomes and diapers to be seen here.

My work's on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MagisterJezza/works
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“Alright then,” she said, “let’s see about things we should learn to avoid winding up back in diapers.”

I wrote a story for this pic from @flimsyrivers.bsky.social! Go check it out, it's super cute and cozy!

archiveofourown.org/works/73233041
Literally none of the standards and practices I learned studying for my journalism minor apply today. I might as well have been taking a mass-comm history minor.

I'm really sour about it. We learned why those standards and practices were good a long time ago; then kind of just forgot.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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ok so i almost posted a massive bsky thread for this and i realized that it was WAY too long for that so instead i blacked out and wrote a short story about having an accident as a kid who's potty training. it's my first time ever writing but it was a lot of fun ^^
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dr. Seuss in 2025:

- Blacklisted from all major children's lit publishers because they saw him draw a political cartoon
- Algorithmically buried on X
- Receiving multiple death threats a day for The Lorax
- 4hr video essay deconstructing the Seussiverse's lore
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I've never had an issue interacting with and commissioning very popular SFW artists. It's only some of the UwU tiny bean indie sfw artists who block me for daring to signal boost their work.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Aaand scanned.
It came together. I was a bit worried for a while there.
Sime illustrated this one so I had to bring absolutely everything I had, but also go in a different direction .
Colouring this and others soon.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I’m a switch!! I’m a switch!! I’m… *unintelligible barking as she’s dragged to the changing table*
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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God I wish I was a tiny doll to be dressed up and run errands for my witch
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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despite it all Godiva kept drawing --wip
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I look at the dire spider, the dire spider looks at my ass holding its dinner. I have arachnophobia. My leather diaper gets fuller, and I know this means feeding the plants is going to be dicey too once the voidflies catch a whiff.

I sigh. Why did I reject the witch's pact in favor of enslavement?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh! I'm glad you asked this. Disposable cage fodder! You'll help me test my potions and feed my guard beasts.
What if they don’t want their agency returned?
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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C0mm for anon :)
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don't have subs, I have underlings. They offer their power to me, become helpless as babies under my care -- diaper changes and all. I care for them, give them a new name, re-raise them into subjects fiercely loyal to me; slowly returning small parts of their power and agency over time.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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so if you're a minor lying about your age i plead you this: simply do not post. make a completely faceless alt account to follow the artists you like and disable DMs and replies and all that. don't retweet or like, and absolutely don't reply.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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@datahazard64.bsky.social was so kind as to be my diaper during my first hypno session. Sorry for the mess it is harder to control.

#abdl #diapertf
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
It fell apart so quickly, like, about eight years ago the young 20-something junior dev would be generally competent but do things like try to upload a Twitch Keygrasm (name and all) emote to the company slack, giving everyone a sensible chuckle about the changing times when IT gets involved.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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[com]
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Freya Commission (Circa 2019)
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can tell how fucked things are by the fact that no US-based applicant has ever made it to the technical interview with me. It's not that we're only hiring from India, it's that they keep being the only applicants getting through HR and the "are you bsing" tech screen.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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something something cuteness agression
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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more lioness <3
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Peace Lily
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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burnout doodle

mom learns totter is a very talented and messy painter!
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"It doesn't matter what they say, if you make it physical you're wrong!"

The ethos that protects bullies both young and old. Funny how it's always the bullies clinging to this one.

Nah man. Your words caused harm. You didn't spew those slurs for no reason. You're getting clocked.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hey. We don’t talk enough about how traumatizing & damaging our childhood bullying is. It’s abuse, plain and simple; not something that should be an accepted rite of passage. It’s fucked up and PERMANENTLY alters the life paths of neurodiverse people.

I often wonder how much more I could have been…
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM