Poultrygeist
@mainmandarin.bsky.social
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Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊 @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) 💪🏻🦆 https://linktr.ee/mainmandarin
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Hey! I'm Duino! 💪🦆

I'm a writer, a problem causer, and a full-time toon! I live in Leftfield with all my wacky friends, and I love sharing our adventures!

📝Written Works: www.furaffinity.net/user/plotsbu...
🐾Character Gallery: www.furaffinity.net/gallery/duino/
🌐Other Sites: linktr.ee/mainmandarin
a cartoon mandarin duck brandishes a frying pan menacingly. Art by Merystic an elderly cartoon skunk stands behind his desk, throwing pies at a nervously smiling cartoon duck. The office is decorated by old cartoon posters starring the skunk and various cartoon props. Art by RaccoonDrew Two panel comic: in the first panel, a cartoon rabbit is in a boxing ring, surrounded by anvils and horseshoes, about to fall over while a cartoon duck screams from the ropes. The second panel has the rabbit in the hospital, elated to see the duck bringing in his second place trophy. Art by Rogmont A party featuring Jasmine Fallow (a purple deer with a flower crown), Rainer Rabbit (a dutch hare in a red suitcoat), Mitt E. Gator (a dark green alligator in a light green letterman jacket), Smacky Skunk (an elderly skunk in a pink polo), Duino Duck (a mandarin duck in a blue plaid button-down and goggles), Maisey Pinion (a marten in blue overalls with a backpack full of extra robot arms), and Melody Malady (a red fox in a patchy old-timey dress and flower-brimmed top hat). Art by ToonedToons
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Very excited to be seeing Chris Fleming in Providence tonight!!! We were having trouble finding the theater until we followed the group of four flannel-clad people who didn’t have a single recognizable gender between them
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aurapuffs.bsky.social
Happy October! 🍭 It's my favorite time of year where we can be our favorite characters!

This year I am the fairy baby otter, Chiitan☆! @chiitan.love
Not only are they powerful, but they inspire strength in others through love & acceptance 🫶 We should all follow their example!

ちぃたん☆大好きだよ〜🥰🏳️‍🌈
mainmandarin.bsky.social
...please don't make me choose.
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Against all odds, and despite its best efforts, Bubsy 4D is good.

...except for this part.
mainmandarin.bsky.social
OK TIME FOR THE SCARY SURPRISE:

IT'S BUBSY www.twitch.tv/duinoduck
mainmandarin.bsky.social
LET'S GET SCARED #DuinoIsLive

Getting close to the end of Bendy, so it's time to finish it off! I am a coward and I need every inch of moral support I can get! And following that, another spooky surprise awaits...!! 👻

Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck
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mainmandarin.bsky.social
Walked around outside on my lunch break and there are SO many crows around!! They’re so loud and are pecking at everything and getting in everyone’s way!! I love it!! I love crows!! Birds!!!!
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it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Unfortunately if my hot date replaces themselves with a convincing silhouette of explosives that leaves me charred and featherless, I'm only going to think they're MORE attractive
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Cartoons ARE real and I AM one and I’m gonna go on cute DATES with them
mainmandarin.bsky.social
I don’t care much for rabbits as in the real animal, but toony anthro rabbits mean everything to me and if God said the only way into Heaven was to stop fantasizing about kissing them then I would flip Him off and ride my skateboard into the deepest pit of Hell
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Hey man I’m next in line stop spoiling it
mainmandarin.bsky.social
I know what a tart is!! But “throwing a tart in your face” doesn’t sound like a slapstick threat, it makes me sound like a British gossip
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Today started rough, but it turned around and someone treated us to very nice pastries as a bonus.

Look at this adorable little pie I am going to throw into an adorable little micro’s face
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Remembering meeting you in person and I found out how tall you are and yelled so loud I lost my voice for two days
mainmandarin.bsky.social
I don’t like beef!! I got beef with it!!
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Look, I refuse to eat duck, but dietary limitations and personal taste prevent me from broadening that policy. Plus I don’t call YOU a cannibal every time you consume another huge container of hot air.
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Turkey club! What I think is objectively the best sandwich
mainmandarin.bsky.social
“Yeah I just need to lock in” OK well I’m locking out. I am pulling the keys from the ignition and burying them in the yard. If you need me I’ll have my toes dipped into a babbling brook somewhere. I’m gonna close my eyes and think about a sandwich I ate for three hours
mainmandarin.bsky.social
Stay focused on your fun pool!! Think about a little bunny with water wings having fun, that’ll get you through it
mainmandarin.bsky.social
*sits down at work*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*gets an invite to a meeting starting in five minutes to address things that went wrong*

hey so I’m running away to the circus, bye
mainmandarin.bsky.social
I’m filled with the inexplicable urge to craft 700 iron plates