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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · Jan 26

A brown butterfly--the common buckeye (Junonia coenia)--impaled by twelve pins on a white backing

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 9h

The word of the day is . . .

Many identical cartoon girls above the caption LILLIPUTIAN

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

Let us all set aside our differences--Teds and Mods, Ithacans and Albanians, El Cerrito and El Cerrito del Norte.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

The only government job that interests me is Undersecretary of Agriculture for Funnel Cakes.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

Big Mouth Billy Bass but it's Charlie Kirk.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

I know you're not serious. You're just bowening my yang.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

If you are a dinosaur, I know about you mainly from your bones.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 20h

Nobody runs around like a bunch of wild Indians anymore.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 21h

I taught my mother "OK, boomer" and now it's all she says.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 21h

Some convenience stores play classical music outside--or, I now learn, "semiclassical"--to drive away loiterers. That's where I heard the James Galway "Tears in Heaven." It certainly worked on me.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 21h

What you tell me is ludicrous but because you are my friend I will pretend to believe it.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 21h

What you tell me is ludicrous but because you are my friend I will pretend to believe it.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 1d

Pretend you're a tough guy.
- some damn Barbara Stanwyck thing. Cutting.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 1d

The word of the day is . . .

Two figures: a woman wearing a fur coat and holding a cigarette. Her upper half is a photograph; her lower half is a drawing of her legs beneath a polka-dotted skirt--and a cartoon girl also wearing a polka-dotted skirt. The photograph is of Lillian Hellman.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

For sale: baby shoes, NIB

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

You know you've left civilization when your Clipper card doesn't work.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

Not now. I'm editing "Danica Patrick's Big Book of Lizard People."

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

Functional housewife haircut. No bueno.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

I know JD Vance is not a Girl Scout but I would appreciate it if he wore the uniform.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

I am not a medical doctor but if I were I would advise you to have a donut.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

I'm catching up on The Amazing Race on a moving train. I'm practically part of the action!
#AmazingRace

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

The word of the day is . . .

A cartoon girl lying on her side with her tongue hanging out at her X'd out above the caption QUIESCENCE

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

A.I. tai chi guy is ripped.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 2d

Every granddad has a giant schlong.

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 3d

"Soylent Green," or as it was known in Germany, "People Are the Wurst"

mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 3d

They don't let you into an MBA program unless they're pretty sure you're big shot material.