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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
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Klibanesque? I think it's a compliment.
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Klibanesque? I think it's a compliment.
If your profile photo is booty shorts, I am probably not following you back.
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
If your profile photo is booty shorts, I am probably not following you back.
I have never known anybody who moved to or from Tuscon, Arizona.
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I have never known anybody who moved to or from Tuscon, Arizona.
The word of the day is . . .
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The word of the day is . . .
True Thing
My niece bought the local Hells Angels bar AND KICKED THE ANGELS OUT.
My niece bought the local Hells Angels bar AND KICKED THE ANGELS OUT.
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
True Thing
My niece bought the local Hells Angels bar AND KICKED THE ANGELS OUT.
My niece bought the local Hells Angels bar AND KICKED THE ANGELS OUT.
- Like Ron Johnson's obtuseness, 13 letters.
- Preternatural.
- Thank you, dear.
- Preternatural.
- Thank you, dear.
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
- Like Ron Johnson's obtuseness, 13 letters.
- Preternatural.
- Thank you, dear.
- Preternatural.
- Thank you, dear.
I wonder if you could make a living checking out library books and then not returning them.
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I wonder if you could make a living checking out library books and then not returning them.
The word of the day is . . .
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The word of the day is . . .
Pam Bondi is the greatest Real Housewife who ever lived.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Pam Bondi is the greatest Real Housewife who ever lived.
One way to beat your opponents in biathlon is to shoot them.
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
One way to beat your opponents in biathlon is to shoot them.
- I'd really like to track down my relatives.
- To get back in touch?
- In case there's a bounty.
- To get back in touch?
- In case there's a bounty.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
- I'd really like to track down my relatives.
- To get back in touch?
- In case there's a bounty.
- To get back in touch?
- In case there's a bounty.
Beautiful art and amazing history here.
- Melania
- Melania
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Beautiful art and amazing history here.
- Melania
- Melania
Melania has extremely white teeth.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Melania has extremely white teeth.
If Melania says "moose and squirrel," I will pay her ten dollars.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If Melania says "moose and squirrel," I will pay her ten dollars.
When I listen to Melania talk, I feel like I'm learning English.
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
When I listen to Melania talk, I feel like I'm learning English.
The long tables are all in the brocade.
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The long tables are all in the brocade.
"Melania" is magical. That could be the gummy talking.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"Melania" is magical. That could be the gummy talking.
James Van Der Beek died. It means you're old now.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
James Van Der Beek died. It means you're old now.
The word of the day is . . .
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The word of the day is . . .
You just know "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" has been played at funerals in Australia.
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
You just know "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" has been played at funerals in Australia.
I just had an idea I gave three exclamation points. I'm on a roll.
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I just had an idea I gave three exclamation points. I'm on a roll.
Little old ladies slipping on the ice in Chicago. There's an Olympic sport right there.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Little old ladies slipping on the ice in Chicago. There's an Olympic sport right there.
Not now. I'm working on my masterpiece.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Not now. I'm working on my masterpiece.
The kid characters are especially bad. "Small Wonder" bad.
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The kid characters are especially bad. "Small Wonder" bad.
Knut sells knishes at the Knesset.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Knut sells knishes at the Knesset.