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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
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Ice fishing is a good drunk spoiled.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ice fishing is a good drunk spoiled.
Jas and Jag doing the can-can is beyond wonderful. It's almost the Marx Brothers.
#AmazingRace
#AmazingRace
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Jas and Jag doing the can-can is beyond wonderful. It's almost the Marx Brothers.
#AmazingRace
#AmazingRace
"Zootopia 2" is pro-snake.
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Zootopia 2" is pro-snake.
Twins are both normies and freaks.
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Twins are both normies and freaks.
Sounds like the Leavitts will be needing a baby photographer.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sounds like the Leavitts will be needing a baby photographer.
Ice fishing is the bowling of fishing.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ice fishing is the bowling of fishing.
Yes, I did search the back of the closet--past the heavy coats and odd boots and mustiness--after reading "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," and no, I did not find a mystic passage there. Even now I'm convinced it's just for lack of trying.
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yes, I did search the back of the closet--past the heavy coats and odd boots and mustiness--after reading "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," and no, I did not find a mystic passage there. Even now I'm convinced it's just for lack of trying.
If the rider's an equestrian, doesn't that make the horse a humanitarian?
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If the rider's an equestrian, doesn't that make the horse a humanitarian?
The word of the day is . . .
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The word of the day is . . .
I'm curious about biplanes. I'm biplane curious.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm curious about biplanes. I'm biplane curious.
If Gene Simmons could have a tongue like an iguana without being a creep about it, then Gene Simmons wouldn't be Gene Simmons.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If Gene Simmons could have a tongue like an iguana without being a creep about it, then Gene Simmons wouldn't be Gene Simmons.
You need to stir tapioca till it's the consistency of Trump's brain. Then it's ready to eat.
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You need to stir tapioca till it's the consistency of Trump's brain. Then it's ready to eat.
When I was a child, a neighbor couple had cages and cages of chinchillas in their garage. Only later did I come to understand they were not pets.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When I was a child, a neighbor couple had cages and cages of chinchillas in their garage. Only later did I come to understand they were not pets.
I'm a veteran! I'm a taxpayer! I HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE SYDNEY SWEENEY'S BOOBS!
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm a veteran! I'm a taxpayer! I HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE SYDNEY SWEENEY'S BOOBS!
He's the Dexter of CPAs. He only murders other CPAs.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He's the Dexter of CPAs. He only murders other CPAs.
You can never have enough emergency chocolate.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You can never have enough emergency chocolate.
The word of the day is . . .
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The word of the day is . . .
The word of the day is . . .
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The word of the day is . . .
I thought I'd run out of cookies but it turns out I have more so I'm OK now.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I thought I'd run out of cookies but it turns out I have more so I'm OK now.
I TOLD YOU I WANTED PLAYSTATION
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids
#SponsorablePost
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids
#SponsorablePost
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I TOLD YOU I WANTED PLAYSTATION
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids
#SponsorablePost
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids
#SponsorablePost
I went on a scavenger hunt and came home with a venereal disease. It's how I got into my sorority.
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I went on a scavenger hunt and came home with a venereal disease. It's how I got into my sorority.
The word of the day is . . .
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The word of the day is . . .
The word of the day is . . .
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The word of the day is . . .
Don't let . . . George Lucas . . . have the merch.
- a studio head's dying words
- a studio head's dying words
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Don't let . . . George Lucas . . . have the merch.
- a studio head's dying words
- a studio head's dying words
And what would three cats do with an infrared spectrometer? The answer is no.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And what would three cats do with an infrared spectrometer? The answer is no.