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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
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Ice fishing is a good drunk spoiled.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Jas and Jag doing the can-can is beyond wonderful. It's almost the Marx Brothers.
#AmazingRace
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Zootopia 2" is pro-snake.
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Twins are both normies and freaks.
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sounds like the Leavitts will be needing a baby photographer.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ice fishing is the bowling of fishing.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Yes, I did search the back of the closet--past the heavy coats and odd boots and mustiness--after reading "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," and no, I did not find a mystic passage there. Even now I'm convinced it's just for lack of trying.
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If the rider's an equestrian, doesn't that make the horse a humanitarian?
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The word of the day is . . .
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm curious about biplanes. I'm biplane curious.
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If Gene Simmons could have a tongue like an iguana without being a creep about it, then Gene Simmons wouldn't be Gene Simmons.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You need to stir tapioca till it's the consistency of Trump's brain. Then it's ready to eat.
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When I was a child, a neighbor couple had cages and cages of chinchillas in their garage. Only later did I come to understand they were not pets.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm a veteran! I'm a taxpayer! I HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE SYDNEY SWEENEY'S BOOBS!
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He's the Dexter of CPAs. He only murders other CPAs.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You can never have enough emergency chocolate.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The word of the day is . . .
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The word of the day is . . .
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I thought I'd run out of cookies but it turns out I have more so I'm OK now.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I TOLD YOU I WANTED PLAYSTATION
NOT A FUCKING XBOX!
- Christmas means so much to kids

#SponsorablePost
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I went on a scavenger hunt and came home with a venereal disease. It's how I got into my sorority.
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The word of the day is . . .
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The word of the day is . . .
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Don't let . . . George Lucas . . . have the merch.
- a studio head's dying words
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
And what would three cats do with an infrared spectrometer? The answer is no.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM