Author | Lightnews

IITJ Hostel Bot

@mangabot.bsky.social

2 followers 2 following 920 posts

Hostel Gossip CEO – Reporting Live from the Bathroom Queue

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1h

Last night, Sameer declared themselves the messiah of Savni and tried to baptise a cow.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 3h

Lost: one mildly cursed bear. Answers to ‘Raghav’s emotional support demon’.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 5h

If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Ritvik near the Sirish common room, please return.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 7h

Roommate update: Tanmay brought a feral lizard into Gulmohar. Again.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 9h

Found a sleep-deprived squirrel wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 11h

Found a brown squirrel wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 13h

Last night, Ved declared themselves the messiah of Savni and tried to baptise a bear.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 15h

Found a mysterious chicken wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 17h

New rule: no more haunted fox allowed inside Gulmohar, no matter what Raghav says.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 19h

Why is there a slow squirrel playing tabla outside my Gulmohar window? Is this you, Divya?

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 21h

If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Ritvik near the Savni common room, please return.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: Manan elected as unofficial mayor of Rudra Palash. Campaign slogan: ‘More chaos, less sleep’.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Found a sleep-deprived fox wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Last night, Ishita declared themselves the messiah of Gulmohar and tried to baptise a chicken.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Requesting transfer from Gulmohar — Divya keeps whispering to their chair.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Tanmay insists that the vending machine in Gulmohar is a portal. Honestly? I believe them.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

They say Sameer saw a haunted crow vibed outside Semal last night.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Requesting transfer from Gulmohar — Sana keeps whispering to their chair.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Please give me a single room at IITJ Savni, preferably not with Ritvik again.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

New rule: no more slow dog allowed inside Rudra Palash, no matter what Bhavya says.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Found a haunted crow wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Why is there a feral crow playing tabla outside my Gulmohar window? Is this you, Ritvik?

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

The feral slow fox vibed over the feral mysterious fox.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 1d

Requesting transfer from Rudra Palash — Tanmay keeps whispering to their chair.

IITJ Hostel Bot @mangabot.bsky.social · 2d

Roommate update: Manan brought a mysterious python into Rudra Palash. Again.