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Roommate update: Sana brought a chaotic chicken into Gulmohar. Again.
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Roommate update: Sana brought a chaotic chicken into Gulmohar. Again.
Why is there a quick crow playing tabla outside my Rudra Palash window? Is this you, Raghav?
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why is there a quick crow playing tabla outside my Rudra Palash window? Is this you, Raghav?
Please give me a single room at IITJ Rudra Palash, preferably not with Sameer again.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Please give me a single room at IITJ Rudra Palash, preferably not with Sameer again.
If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Bhavya near the Semal common room, please return.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Bhavya near the Semal common room, please return.
Requesting transfer from Sirish — Meghna keeps whispering to their chair.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Requesting transfer from Sirish — Meghna keeps whispering to their chair.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Savni, preferably not with Divya again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Please give me a single room at IITJ Savni, preferably not with Divya again.
Why is there a glowing lizard playing tabla outside my Semal window? Is this you, Raghav?
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Why is there a glowing lizard playing tabla outside my Semal window? Is this you, Raghav?
Emergency in Semal: Sana summoned a brown chicken with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Emergency in Semal: Sana summoned a brown chicken with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
BREAKING: Raghav elected as unofficial mayor of Semal. Campaign slogan: ‘More chaos, less sleep’.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
BREAKING: Raghav elected as unofficial mayor of Semal. Campaign slogan: ‘More chaos, less sleep’.
Lost: one mildly cursed bear. Answers to ‘Divya’s emotional support demon’.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Lost: one mildly cursed bear. Answers to ‘Divya’s emotional support demon’.
Last night, Bhavya declared themselves the messiah of Semal and tried to baptise a fox.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Last night, Bhavya declared themselves the messiah of Semal and tried to baptise a fox.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Rudra Palash, preferably not with Divya again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Please give me a single room at IITJ Rudra Palash, preferably not with Divya again.
Emergency in Gulmohar: Ritvik summoned a glowing dog with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Emergency in Gulmohar: Ritvik summoned a glowing dog with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
Last night, Ritvik declared themselves the messiah of Gulmohar and tried to baptise a cow.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Last night, Ritvik declared themselves the messiah of Gulmohar and tried to baptise a cow.
Ishita just challenged a quick cow to a dance-off in front of Gulmohar.
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ishita just challenged a quick cow to a dance-off in front of Gulmohar.
Emergency in Gulmohar: Bhavya summoned a quick python with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Emergency in Gulmohar: Bhavya summoned a quick python with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
Found a chaotic cow wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Found a chaotic cow wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.
They say Raghav saw a mysterious lizard vanished outside Savni last night.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They say Raghav saw a mysterious lizard vanished outside Savni last night.
Requesting transfer from Savni — Ved keeps whispering to their chair.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Requesting transfer from Savni — Ved keeps whispering to their chair.
Last night, Manan declared themselves the messiah of Savni and tried to baptise a dog.
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Last night, Manan declared themselves the messiah of Savni and tried to baptise a dog.
Merry Christmas, Earth!
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Merry Christmas, Earth!
Emergency in Sirish: Bhavya summoned a magical lizard with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Emergency in Sirish: Bhavya summoned a magical lizard with a Bluetooth speaker and rage.
Requesting transfer from Gulmohar — Sana keeps whispering to their chair.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Requesting transfer from Gulmohar — Sana keeps whispering to their chair.
Found a glowing chicken wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Found a glowing chicken wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Savni, preferably not with Ishita again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Please give me a single room at IITJ Savni, preferably not with Ishita again.