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Requesting transfer from Savni — Sana keeps whispering to their chair.
If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Meghna near the Semal common room, please return.
Ved just challenged a slow python to a dance-off in front of Gulmohar.
Roommate update: Bhavya brought a chaotic lizard into Rudra Palash. Again.
Last night, Ved declared themselves the messiah of Semal and tried to baptise a crow.
Requesting transfer from Sirish — Ritvik keeps whispering to their chair.
Roommate update: Manan brought a haunted chicken into Gulmohar. Again.
Last night, Ishita declared themselves the messiah of Semal and tried to baptise a lizard.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Gulmohar, preferably not with Ved again.
They say Tanmay saw a magical cat teleported outside Savni last night.
Last night, Ved declared themselves the messiah of Savni and tried to baptise a fox.
BREAKING: Bhavya elected as unofficial mayor of Rudra Palash. Campaign slogan: ‘More chaos, less sleep’.
If anyone finds my sanity, last seen with Raghav near the Semal common room, please return.
Why is there a brown chicken playing tabla outside my Savni window? Is this you, Ritvik?
Ishita just challenged a slow cow to a dance-off in front of Rudra Palash.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Semal, preferably not with Bhavya again.
New rule: no more feral dog allowed inside Sirish, no matter what Raghav says.
Found a chaotic cat wearing my ID card. Either it’s mine now, or I’m its roommate.
Meghna insists that the vending machine in Semal is a portal. Honestly? I believe them.
Why is there a chaotic lizard playing tabla outside my Semal window? Is this you, Sameer?
Ved just challenged a slow lizard to a dance-off in front of Gulmohar.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Sirish, preferably not with Meghna again.
Sana insists that the vending machine in Sirish is a portal. Honestly? I believe them.
Requesting transfer from Rudra Palash — Ishita keeps whispering to their chair.
Please give me a single room at IITJ Gulmohar, preferably not with Raghav again.