Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

ManWithPez

@manwithpez.bsky.social

1.1K followers 670 following 35K posts

MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher. Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1! You are DEFINITELY in the wrong place. Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 14d

2 4

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1m

Running around in the woods, Dario?

Getting a little Raimi with it, ain't ya?

...Oh Brightly lit monochrome hallway...THERE you are!

#Riffotronic

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 4m

I hope they didn't say anything important over the TV, cause I didn't hear shit!
#Riffotronic

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 9m

"I am not stoned!"

#Riffotronic

a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .

ALT: a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 10m

#Riffotronic

a black and white photo of a man with the words we 'll see whether i 'm crazy or not

ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words we 'll see whether i 'm crazy or not

media.tenor.com

Reposted by ManWithPez

hollye_h @hollyeh13.bsky.social · 12m

This movie just blithely gets weirder and weirder. #riffotronic

1 6

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 16m

The chimp is trying to warn Jennifer away from Donald Pleasance.

The chimp has seen Wake In Fright.

#Riffotronic

1 4

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 18m

Oh shit! Yeah! The chimp!

I kinda forgot!

#Riffotronic

1 4

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 21m

Safety Last, Jennifer. #Riffotronic

a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .

ALT: a black and white photo of a man hanging from a clock on a building .

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 24m

The soundtrack and the action aren't lining up...

...but who GIVES a shit?!

#Riffotronic

a man wearing a black shirt that says ' a better world ' on it

ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says ' a better world ' on it

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 25m

EVERYONE'S lover was Rob Lowe.

#Riffotronic

a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 26m

Waaaaiiit. Is that Mia Sara?

I can't tell. I'm guessing not.

Shit.
#Riffotronic

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 29m

Between Mia Sara and Jennifer Connelly, were they trying to corner the obscure fantasy dreamgirl market?

#Riffotronic

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 32m

I don't know what was supposed to be on my #Riffotronic bingo card, but "Jennifer Connelly strokes a bee" wasn't anywhere close to it.

1 5

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 33m

Calm down, Miss Hathaway! It's just a damn bee!

#Riffotronic

Reposted by ManWithPez

Ashy Slashy @junkywithamonke.bsky.social · 34m

"Donny and the Chimp" coming this fall
#Riffotronic

1 1 3

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 34m

Get Donald Pleasance in a Dario Argento movie and OF COURSE there has to be a chimp. HAS TO BE!

#Riffotronic

1 5

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 35m

kermit the frog is wearing a suit and tie and holding a glass of wine and saying `` hmm . cheers . ''

ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a suit and tie and holding a glass of wine and saying `` hmm . cheers . ''

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 37m

This chimp has the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes.

#Riffotronic

a bald man with a beard wearing a tan trench coat and tie

ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a tan trench coat and tie

media.tenor.com

1 1 5

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 39m

WHEEE!!!

#Riffotronic

a green water slide is going down a pool

ALT: a green water slide is going down a pool

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 40m

No, my brain isn't moving fast enough to process this editing.

#Riffotronic

Oh, never mind. We went into SUPER slow motion!

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 41m

Chained to the wall?

They got a...Cottage Freak?

#Riffotronic
#CastleFreak

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 42m

I thought that scene was going to take longer.

#Riffotronic

a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains

ALT: a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 44m

#Riffotronic

a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd

media.tenor.com

1 3

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 45m

First time watch for #Phenomena for me.

Given how high I am, I'm expecting to be blown away.

#Riffotronic

homer simpson is driving a car with his eyes closed and smiling

ALT: homer simpson is driving a car with his eyes closed and smiling

media.tenor.com

ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 47m

ROCKET MONKEY SIGHTED!

Saturday night has been saved, everyone!

#Riffotronic