ManWithPez
@manwithpez.bsky.social
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MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher. Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1! You are DEFINITELY in the wrong place. Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.
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I tried. I tried to watch #ILikeMe , and Bill Murray struggling to keep it together until he could somehow turn what he was saying into a joke to make himself feel better crushed me completely, and that's the first 30 seconds. Some other time. It's gonna be hard.
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John Candy's "I Like Me" speech from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
manwithpez.bsky.social
This chiseling just reminding me that I've had THIS album on...and nothing else...in my car for the last three days.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
This is a TERRIBLE episode of Mad Men.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
We just had a whole #TalesFromtheCrypt episode about this Richard.

Careful what you wish for.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
It really was a question about if you'd seen it. I knew you either didn't remember or flat out missed it. Who knows with how Bluesky been actin' just lately. But I got my answer either way.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
Him big upset?
He's in a glass case of emotion?

...he's caught in The Phantom Zone?

Hell I can't figure this movie out and I'm sick of trying!

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manwithpez.bsky.social
Richard Boone just figured something out.

I still got no idea what's going on.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
Maps don't kill people.

Richard Boone kills people.

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I am wondering when we're burying the living, though.
manwithpez.bsky.social
This version of Jumanji is...strange.

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junkywithamonke.bsky.social
white pins, black pins, paperclips and garbage bins

We didn't start the fire...?
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manwithpez.bsky.social
I can be sensitive AND exaggerate, thank you very much!

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derkawesome.bsky.social
Until he comes to collect the eye of the man who killed his creator. If I understand the ancient texts right.

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manwithpez.bsky.social
I need you to annunciate his name a little better.

It really does sound like you're repeatedly saying "Booby".

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manwithpez.bsky.social
Y'all...Y'ALL! Richard Boone is wearing a bowtie!

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manwithpez.bsky.social
So this bear just gonna have one eye, then?

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