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ManWithPez
@manwithpez.bsky.social
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MLIS. USAF Veteran. Avid Reader/Film Watcher. Your #CryptStatic Captain and Culture Vulture #1! You are DEFINITELY in the wrong place. Not certain what you're here for, but the only thing on offer is biting sarcasm, and lots of it.
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 11d
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#CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 1m
Goin' GREAT! #CryptStatic #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 2m
Mind if I get one of those cookies?

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 3m
#TheLastDriveIn
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 4m
Special. A Nightmare on Elm Street and Freddy vs Jason.

Sorry you didn't know.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 5m
I tell you, the nuclear flaming TORCH I carried for this woman after I saw Dune at 9 years old!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 6m
AMC+ is DETERMINED to keep me from watching this.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 7m
Get BACK! I got an ANDIRON, Biscuit!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 8m
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 9m
We'll send a bobby to your house in 30 minutes or it's FREE!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 9m
So THIS is the deputy who resigned in disgrace after the goings on in Springwood only to become the Sheriff of Woodsboro during all THEIR bullshit!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 11m
You call yourself a man! If you can confidently rock the whities you can fight a invisible, floating dream murderer!

Rod Lane. You're lucky you're in my favorite scene with Saxon later.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 12m
Stretch Armstong: Robert Englund Edition!

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a man and a woman are playing with a toy in front of a sign that says " www.thekingoffandom.com "
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 13m
Holy moly THAT is crystal clear!

...or should I say cryptal?

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 14m
Glad our comic cover artist REALLY put the effort on those nipples.

Great work.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 15m
HE'S DRESSED LIKE A WIZARD!

That's the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 15m
I am INTO this theme tonight, baby!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 16m
"A Slight Case of Murder" #TalesFromtheCrypt S07E03 1st aired 05/03/1996 Directed and written by Brian Helgeland...yeah LA Confidential Brian Helgeland! Adapted from The Vault of Horror #33 Francesca Annis? Well WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! #CryptStatic
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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 17m
Live guy in The Crypt!

Get the rulebook!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 18m
Man THAT is a step down in effects makeup.

Sorry. I don't mean to accentuate the negative, but I think this show really should have ended after that last season 6 episode.

I mean she just said her last line DIRECTLY into the camera! And not in a fun Bill Sadler way, either!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 19m
The first time I saw #ANightmareonElmStreet I talked my mom into renting it for my 10th birthday. I had a BLAST! Oh, the screaming...some of it other peoples! It was GREAT!

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 21m
This is why SOME people shouldn't own curio shops.

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 22m
...what the hell is she wearing?

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 23m
A car accident?!

...alright, but it doesn't seem very #TalesFromtheCrypt

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ManWithPez @manwithpez.bsky.social · 24m
And my AMC+ app is showing me blue ring.

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