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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 16h

A ★★★ review of The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

The Hammer horror version of a 007 flick with Peter Cushing being James Bond (Van Helsing) and Christopher Lee as Blofeld (Dracula). Dracula (somehow after the last movie, don’t ask) is back running ...

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A ★★½ review of Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare (2019)

The Freddy vs. Jason of Lifetime movies. Seriously, if our titular sleepwalker/sexsomniac fought Eric Roberts while sleepwalking, this would go up an extra star. Pity.

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 16h

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A ★★★ review of Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

Well, the good news is Rebirth is not the meh-sandwich that was the last of these movies. On the other hand, this doesn’t get much better than the best of any of the Jurassic sequels, so…it’s not Dom...

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 17h

This video got played all the damn time on MTV and VH1, probably not just because it’s a damn good song (because it is). RIP.

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D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Official Music Video)

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 17h

I mean, if you invite that guy to speak at your memorial service, you kinda have that kind of thing coming.

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 18h

“How can I compare my failed brush with an assassin’s bullet with another guy’s successful brush with an assassin’s bullet at a memorial for him and make it all about me? (Snaps fingers) I GOT IT!”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 19h

No. Or the longer answer: FUCK NO.

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 19h

Drew Struzan really drew the images that made up my childhood. Sad day today. RIP.

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Legendary Poster Artist Drew Struzan.

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 19h

SPOILERS: he wasn’t.

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 19h

That’s that sequel to that movie about that kid with the phone!

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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 23h

This Tuesday at 9 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf back on the ice for GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS! Doug is looking to start a life off the skates, but a threat to his old team forces him to head back onto the hockey rink to bust some heads! You can find the movie on Tubi!

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 23h

Editor: Well, he looks bald on the top of his head and his goiter looks like it’s trying to escape his collar. I’m sure he’ll be okay with that, right?

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 1d

Time Magazine Editor: You get that picture of Trump's neck for the cover?

Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 1d

Is he the worst thing to come out of MTV Road Rules? I’m starting to suspect: by a country mile, yes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

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Thanks!

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Stewart Moncure @rsmon77.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks #ImpromptuTheater gang! Next week, we got some laughs and tears with the documentary JOHN CANDY: I LIKE ME! Until then, take care and have a great week!