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This Friday at 10 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf for a BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99! A former boxer goes through a chain of events that has him in prison fighting for more than his life! You can find the movie on Tubi and Hulu!
And here’s where the violence gets really gnarly. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Oh, the sound effects of bone crushing are so brutal. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
“When I autograph that cast, would you like it made out to Mr. or Mrs. Bitch?” #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
“This ***t smells like a cab driver!” #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Yeah, turns out that Mexican crime boss is a more massive dick than we thought he was. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
No Christopher Bridge? Uh oh. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I mean, this couldn’t get any worse for Bradley, could it? #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Well, that’s one way to get a new cell. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“Yeah, I’m crazy. Now get out of my crazy way.” #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Gotta sleep with a mask over your face. What a nice place. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Yep, this routine is way worse than the routine at the medium detention joint. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
And we got Don Johnson as the warden! #CultShelf
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December 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
“You want some justice on this guy?”
“I’d recommend he use his right arm.”
#CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A lot of fight choreography and practical makeup effects were used for these fight scenes. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Just has to get transferred to maximum security. I wonder how he’ll do that? #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Man, that doctor sounds really specific to how he does his job. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh hey, Udo Kier finally shows up! #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Never expect the tranquilizer to the cheek. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“I’d rather knit baby shoes with pink yarn than hit someone for no reason.” #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
To tease next week, we’ll have a recent horror movie with some current day commentary, and an unusual detective movie from a director whose work we had here before. Stay tuned… #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Drilling in the routine the second he gets there. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Seven years. I mean, things should go fine, right? #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“Won’t watch a movie with subtitles.” He definitely wouldn’t like this event. #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“I’m not gonna tell you anything you want to hear. And I’ll have plenty time in prison to see guys I don’t like.” #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
And Clark Johnson appears! #CultShelf
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM