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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 13h
Well, here we go again and again and again… Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and #SpaceApeCinema gang! I’ll be hosting GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS on Tuesday and CAT O’ NINE TAILS on Friday here at #CultShelf ! Have a great rest of the weekend!
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 13h
Her realization: #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 13h
Hey, I think she broke the loop. Right? #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Other great time loop stuff: the Star Trek: TNG episode “Cause And Effect”, where the Enterprise is stuck in the same loop where another Starfleet ship hits them and they all die. The kick is the other ship has been in the loop for DECADES longer and is captained by Kelsey Grammer! #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
#SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
You know, apparently there’s a little inspiration for this from a Greek myth. I’ll let you guess which one right now. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Wow. Well, that’s a LOT of dead Sallys. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
A lot of “hers” came to the same conclusion. “Kill them all”. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Uh oh. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
“You have to kill them”? Pretty sure you did that already. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Well, the body count went up dramatically in the last few minutes. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Their luck they’ll find Lloyd. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Melissa George is also in the chilly vampire movie 30 DAYS OF NIGHT. Might schedule that for Impromptu theater Halloween week. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
I’m waiting for them to run into someone in the bathroom to assuage their fears. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
“And what do you mean, ‘APEraham Lincoln’?” #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 14h
Not a surprise, but In Treatment is why the director chose her for this role. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 15h
So to be clear, Liam Hemsworth is not the Thor guy. Liam is technically now The Witcher guy. So, you’re welcome. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 15h
Michael Dorman is someone I recognize for playing Gordo Cooper in the wonderful alt-reality sci-fi show FOR ALL MANKIND on Apple TV. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 15h
Like Liam Hemsworth, you need three of each to make up one regular human performance? #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 15h
If the names of Melissa George and Liam Hemsworth didn’t clue you in, this was filmed in Australia. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 15h
Stewart here (rsmon77), because my regular account is acting all kinds of dumb. #SpaceApeCinema
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 18h
Killer monkey FTW! Thanks #riffotronic gang!

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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 18h
Daria did get cut on the neck despite that not being a real blade. Because you know, monkeys… #Riffotronic
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 18h
Hey, Frau Bruckner… #riffotronic
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CultShelf @cultshelf.bsky.social · 18h
Coherent plotting? Logical actions? This is an Argento movie! #riffotronic
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