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Joe_Ted_Jerome
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Genre movie guy, especially Horror. Back into (old) comics. Super Observant. Trekkie. Mistie. Humanist. Pinball Wizard. New Wave Freak. Bruce Banner/Blue Beetle. Student of Human Nature. Swears an awful lot. #MutantFam

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Me and Uncle John saw 46 of the continental 48 states together. He started me on movies at 5yo and gave no shits about the MPAA.

We never had much money but he gave me a hell of a cool childhood when he had absolutely no obligation to do so.
Oh shit, y'all, there's a post-credits scene! Homeboy gets hauled out on a gurney...but he's got creepy blue eyes!

Which don't look anything like Adrian Paul's eyes, but I assume that's what they were attempting to suggest. Par for the course for that terrible, terrible movie.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Triple gainer down the elevator shaft?!?

Not enough to redeem the movie but

#FrightClub
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"He's been dead all night. It hasn't meant shit so far!"

Line of the movie, right there. For what that's worth.

#FrightClub
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November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My last ad break had one with a tweaked version of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider', and the realization that I was hearing that tune AGAIN was creepier than anything in this movie.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's not a unanimous opinion, apparently, but at least that little girl is suitably creepy.

She's the only one REALLY getting the job done here.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
YEAH, Lauren, fuck than linoleum UP!

Oh wait, it's for the plot. Whatever.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' is going to be a motif in the film, it DOESN'T need to also be part of the score. Rookie mistake, movie.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
SO close to seeing boobies.

Then 4 ad break. Eff you Tubi.

#FrightClub
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November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Shit, I totally see this. And now, I'm not going to be able to UN-see it for the duration.

Buckle up, I guess. It's not like it's gonna get, y'know, GOOD or anything.
Oh my gosh, now I know why this movie bothers me visually. The plot is terrible, the dialogue is terrible. And that's ok! But visually, it is making me mad and it's because it reminds me of "Not Another Teen movie," but this is...taking itself seriously.

#FrightClub #Seance
a man with a backpack says that is whack !!!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Can't you go be stupid somewhere else?"

A question I feel like I'm gonna be asking this movie A LOT.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"I'm security."

Yeah, well, I'm sure as shit glad THAT'S covered.

#FrightClub
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November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I hope there isn't more than one #Seance from 2006, or I'm gonna be even MORE confused. Pressing play.

#FrightClub
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jo Ann Pflug was adorable. Apparently she was born again in the '90s, quit acting and became a motivational speaker. Bummer.

Hey, if this is where #CryptStatic is going next, I'm all onboard the #Kolchak train. Love the guy.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That moment where Malcolm realizes he's screwed and Kolchak realized HE'S prolly screwed for screwing Malcolm was badass and hilarious at the same time.

#CryptStatic
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ok, that jump thru the window was pretty legit. The sound editing did the heavy lifting, tho.

(Dan Curtis is not my favorite auteur.)

#CryptStatic
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Waitaminute, how'd #Kolchak get ahead of all those cops? Oh well, whatever.

Good thing all those cops were wearing their helmets, tho!

#CryptStatic
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Charisma Beauty", possibly the least imaginative 'dancer' name I've ever heard in my life. But it suits her...lack of intelligence.

#CryptStatic
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Margaret Hamilton?!? Are you freaking kidding me? That's amazing!

#CryptStatic
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November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All RIGHT #CryptStatic, let's get our Strangler on! Gotta love some Kolchak!
Ladies and gentlemen, your #CryptStatic link link for the evening one more time:

Link Link for the faithful: shorturl.at/V4LEx
CryptStatic 11/26/2025 - YouTube
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November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#Novcharactercover
#comicsky

Day 26: Ice Cream Man

This Greg Horn variant cover for issue #26 is *delicious*. Glad to see that dude's still getting work.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
#comicskycoverartists

Day 26: Freddie E. Williams II

This Transformers/Terminator #2 variant cover looks like it belongs on the side of an old van. Which is entirely appropriate! I love it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
#NuffSaidNovemberChallenge

Day 26: Thunderbolts

Can these mis-matched strangers learn to work together? It sure would be fun to find out!

Maximus Boltagon
Kristoff Vernard
The Rhino
Thunderball
Lady Deathstrike
Lady Bullseye
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh, so this is a Lovecraft kinda thing.

aka dry and boring.

#FullMoonFrights
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Skol!

Fucking ad break.

#FullMoonFrights
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Holy crap, that jis not the role I expected the Queen BCamp to play.

#FullMoonFrights
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM