Marc McDonald
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Living my best life and really depressed about it.
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Remember Kermit’s bland corporate life with Gil, Jill, and Bill that we as children prayed he would escape? That’s what adulthood is like.
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Richard Moll fans must be appeased.
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Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he’ll ever know
He’s in a bestselling show…

I think David Bowie’s death was a turning point where all our lives ended and we are in hell now.

Shout out to Rick Wakeman’s beautiful piano on this track, as a total non-sequitur.
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Everyone who has signed on has been told not to reveal who has signed on. #FascismCatch22
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Some exec is getting a million dollar bonus for this decision he made while on the shitter in his learjet.
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I’m no financial expert, but is it bad for the market to wildly fluctuate just on a random statement from a serial liar?
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Is this a low-key Escape to Witch Mountain reference?
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She definitely comes across as someone who has a Word-A-Day desk calendar, and a determination to use those words!
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Also a dog whistle for racists who don’t like the Indigenous Peoples Day reframing.
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The newest strategy for the right is to do crazy illegal/immoral/corrupt shit, then when questioned treat the questioner as an unfair, partisan player and act offended.
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The man’s a doctor. He may be a piece of shit, but he ain’t stupid. He knows it’s bullshit, he’s just saying it to more effectively lick the boot.
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Classic.

Tomorrow: Deep Red
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All the toasted bagels in the comments here…wtf? Do you people not get your bagels hot out of the oven at 5am on the way home from a JFK redeye?!!? It’s really the only way to have a bagel. Heaven!
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Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
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One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
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Don't wanna jinx it but we have started the purchasing process for an SUV that is a perfect fit for Jason and his wheelchair! Thank you so much to everyone who has helped us out here!

We still need help covering the guardianship legal fees, so please keep sharing!
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Between this and their statements decrying the upcoming protests as antifa actions paid for by Soros, the Trump administration and GOP are desperately courting violence.
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No idea who he is, but searching his username brings up 4 accounts. That one, a blank one, and two with the same general handle and a rather disturbing photo. Not to kink shame, but…wow.
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Nobel Committee: It is with the greatest pleasure, that we have to honor of awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to…


Donald…


Pleasance!
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I’m really feeling how the adult penguins are all like “what’s the point?”
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Umm sorry to do this for the 10 millionth time, but…
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The “No, I’m Sorry” Peace Prize
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Building a gnome paladin in d&d who rides a goat. He’s a Chevrelier.
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This is like something out of a Paul Verhoeven movie.
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Assuming a pretty average 2500/month rent combined with 2100 for insurance that would leave them with about $400 a month for all their living expenses.

What a country!