Mark Aldrich
@markaldrich.bsky.social
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The NY Post called me a "writer" once, with quotes. NYPA award-winning humorist. Comedy performer once a week. Writer with Yokel. Sober: 7/15/2010. Disabled: SMA IV. New Paltz, NY. https://linktr.ee/Mark.Aldrich
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Remembering with fondness the day @nigella.bsky.social wished me a happy birthday on the other social media platform, because that's how kind she is. Today's the first anniversary.
A tweet reply from 2023 to me from Nigella Lawson that wished me a Happy Birthday.
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altcdc.altgov.info
More CDC Cuts 💣💥

Gone is the Employee Assistance Program. They help staff deal with many things, among them coping with the trauma of being the victim of a terrorist attack 2 months ago.

Also gone, every policy and communications role left, eliminating any communication function at CDC.
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In the last week, Donald Trump has insisted that there are no more stores left in war-ravaged Portland, asserted that Joe Biden was president during the January 6th insurrection, hosted conspiracy theorists for an "Antifa" summit, and said he'd consider pardoning his good friend the sex trafficker.
markaldrich.bsky.social
Gutted, and I only saw her on screen. You have that personal, working memory, so I know "gutted" doesn't begin to work. My condolences, @nicholehiltz.bsky.social, and I know her memory is a blessing.
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize
markaldrich.bsky.social
No, he is 54. Something in me just thought 62 sounded funnier. Maybe because he's younger thsn I am (I'm 56), so I needed to make him older than me for comedy purposes.
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
markaldrich.bsky.social
If/when they circumcise him in his placenta (which he thinks is a Tesla vehicle) and then give him handfuls of Tylenol, then he catches autism.
markaldrich.bsky.social
markaldrich.bsky.social
62-year-old male has opinions about how 18-to-21-year-old women style themselves. These opinions should be the unheard mumblings of a guy who's had the same seat at the bar since '97 & has not had anyone beside him on either side of his barstool since '98. Not a guest slot on Fox News' opinion show.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
markaldrich.bsky.social
I know. He's younger than I am (56). "62" just felt funnier for me when I typed it.
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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markaldrich.bsky.social
They fact-checked the least important inane statement from him! Building materials. Nothing about his claim that the city is "burning down," which is not true. What, if there's a housefire in Portland, OR., any single day, we can't correct him, as a building in the city would be "burning down?"
socialistdogmom.bsky.social
the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.
markaldrich.bsky.social
I forgot about Love and Rockets. They should have been bigger. Their song is now active in my brain.

That's a funny close-encounter story. Did you and your friends take one of his demos? Or was he just forcing them on people? We all start somewhere. He had to climb up from his childhood mansion ...
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markaldrich.bsky.social
62-year-old male has opinions about how 18-to-21-year-old women style themselves. These opinions should be the unheard mumblings of a guy who's had the same seat at the bar since '97 & has not had anyone beside him on either side of his barstool since '98. Not a guest slot on Fox News' opinion show.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
markaldrich.bsky.social
62-year-old male has opinions about how 18-to-21-year-old women style themselves. These opinions should be the unheard mumblings of a guy who's had the same seat at the bar since '97 & has not had anyone beside him on either side of his barstool since '98. Not a guest slot on Fox News' opinion show.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
markaldrich.bsky.social
They fact-checked the least important inane statement from him! Building materials. Nothing about his claim that the city is "burning down," which is not true. What, if there's a housefire in Portland, OR., any single day, we can't correct him, as a building in the city would be "burning down?"
socialistdogmom.bsky.social
the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.
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