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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon scene with the words and there was much rejoicing on the bottom

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

Observing from the North, it’s hard not to feel a sense of impending doom. This weekend may be worth an entire chapter in the history books.

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

Go Jays!!!

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

Three puffs of a vaped blue dream and a few ounces of vodka - the world is gonna be okay. The planet has seen this shit before.

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

Throw in the couch fucker and you’d have a quatrain that poets would be tickling over for two decades.

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 2d

a man wearing glasses and a watch is making a funny face and holding his hands up in the air .

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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 9d

Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

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Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 11d

Here’s video of the incident

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 13d

Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.

Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 13d

Guys. I just had a crazy idea. What if the President DIDN’T deploy troops in American cities. Just a thought. Have we tried that before?

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 13d

If you asked this question on X you would get an overwhelming positive response.

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 14d

ABC will edit it out.

Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 14d

Poland!!!

Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 15d

How long before Von Shitzinpants gets butthurt and yanks NBC’s license?

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Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 15d

Treat yourself to a week at an all-inclusive. Turn off the phone. Read a book while drinking a ridiculously large blender drink with a little umbrella on top.

Randad 🇨🇦🍸🎶 @marohn.bsky.social · 18d

I’m Canadian and I know he’s coming for us next. Our only hope - yours and mine - is that the hundreds of officers at that meeting yesterday coalesce and take down the administration.

I’m not holding my breath.