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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥

@marshscarecrow.bsky.social

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Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist. I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. #Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool. DM = Unfollow or Block Also: I swear an awful lot. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 ⚥

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · Nov 28

Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.

Let’s do this.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 23m

This timeline is so incredibly stupid.

Undeniably HILARIOUS (at very specific times.)

But stupid.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 26m

This is barbaric. I’m grateful for her activism now, but it’s a shame that it came at such a cost.

Don’t force people you love to fit into the box you made for them. Better: don’t try to put people into boxes.

Tearful mom pleads for Supreme Court not to end conversion therapy bans

Tearful mom pleads for Supreme Court not to end conversion therapy bans - LGBTQ Nation

She explained that she taught her son to hate himself through conversion therapy. He took his own life after years of being unable to become straight.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 3h

She escaped the lab where she was being given electroshock?

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

The South? Guns?

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

No notes.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

And you can’t expect him to be any more fair than that.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

Those three slobs behind him?

I want them at the front of the line when sentencing begins. 🖕🏻

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

Has the Nobel Peace Loser started posting his meltdown yet?

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

Right?

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. Let Trump write it. It’ll be the longest most rambling document ever written…

“In conclusion…these immigrants, and let me say it again: I could have done twice the job at half the cost for that UN lemme tell ya, I mean who hates marble and gold? Speaking of, we’re redoing the White House…”

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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t worry. It’ll never go viral. I’ll accept the dubious honour of being the very last person ever to repost it……..

So, just carry on……

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 1d

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn’t sold before, but this cinched it for me.

Give him the Nobel. Issue a recall. This incident is a perfect representation of what a peaceful, benevolent, God fearing PRESIDENT looks like…

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile, at the White(est) House…

“I lost the Peace Prize? Very unfair. Well, what about the War Prize? Is that still up for grabs? Hang on…extra fries. And lots of ketchup…not the packets. I want a big beautiful bottle… Anyway, what do you mean there isn’t one? There’s no pleasing these people…”

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Kevin St. Alder @kevinstalder.bsky.social · 2d

Statement from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee. 👏👏👏👏

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

Was the Thin Skinned Wonder even being considered???

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

While we’re stuck in a Hellscape where nothing is good, does ANYBODY have a Little Caesars Pizza place near them that doesn’t SUCK?

I realize it was never great, but it was usually good enough and it was CONSISTENT.

Now it’s just not worth the risk. My last try was like a dried up manhole cover.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

That said: Loomer has forsaken Mushroom Man before and ended up making nice.

It’s a bizarre power structure.

As for MTG? Who knows what goes through her head (besides wind.)

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

If they’re turning on Trump it’s very unlikely that they’re planning to rely on him.

If the cards fall like they SHOULD and they all get arrested and convicted, those two better start working with the people doing the arresting NOW.

I guess it comes down to their self preservation skills. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

Can you send the United States military after a committee?

…asking for a petty man baby tyrant…

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

Depends on who they cut it with.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 2d

The “five levels of drinking” routine from Larry Miller. The bit where even the Devil is like “…I gotta turn in…”

That’s what this feels like.

Of course he’ll do something wildly xenophobic and they’ll all be happy again.

Still. The infighting is nice.

Larry Miller "The Five Levels Of Drinking"

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