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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥

@marshscarecrow.bsky.social

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Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist. I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish. #Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool. DM = Unfollow or Block Also: I swear an awful lot. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 ⚥

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · Nov 28

Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.

Let’s do this.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 12h

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 13h

And you can’t expect him to be any more fair than that.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 15h

Those three slobs behind him?

I want them at the front of the line when sentencing begins. 🖕🏻

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 15h

Has the Nobel Peace Loser started posting his meltdown yet?

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 15h

Right?

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah. Let Trump write it. It’ll be the longest most rambling document ever written…

“In conclusion…these immigrants, and let me say it again: I could have done twice the job at half the cost for that UN lemme tell ya, I mean who hates marble and gold? Speaking of, we’re redoing the White House…”

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OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 🇲🇪 🇿🇲 @amsickofpollies.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t worry. It’ll never go viral. I’ll accept the dubious honour of being the very last person ever to repost it……..

So, just carry on……

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 16h

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 18h

I wasn’t sold before, but this cinched it for me.

Give him the Nobel. Issue a recall. This incident is a perfect representation of what a peaceful, benevolent, God fearing PRESIDENT looks like…

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 18h

Jesus.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 19h

Meanwhile, at the White(est) House…

“I lost the Peace Prize? Very unfair. Well, what about the War Prize? Is that still up for grabs? Hang on…extra fries. And lots of ketchup…not the packets. I want a big beautiful bottle… Anyway, what do you mean there isn’t one? There’s no pleasing these people…”

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Kevin St. Alder @kevinstalder.bsky.social · 1d

Statement from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee. 👏👏👏👏

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 19h

Was the Thin Skinned Wonder even being considered???

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 19h

While we’re stuck in a Hellscape where nothing is good, does ANYBODY have a Little Caesars Pizza place near them that doesn’t SUCK?

I realize it was never great, but it was usually good enough and it was CONSISTENT.

Now it’s just not worth the risk. My last try was like a dried up manhole cover.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h

That said: Loomer has forsaken Mushroom Man before and ended up making nice.

It’s a bizarre power structure.

As for MTG? Who knows what goes through her head (besides wind.)

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h

If they’re turning on Trump it’s very unlikely that they’re planning to rely on him.

If the cards fall like they SHOULD and they all get arrested and convicted, those two better start working with the people doing the arresting NOW.

I guess it comes down to their self preservation skills. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 20h

Can you send the United States military after a committee?

…asking for a petty man baby tyrant…

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 21h

Depends on who they cut it with.

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 21h

The “five levels of drinking” routine from Larry Miller. The bit where even the Devil is like “…I gotta turn in…”

That’s what this feels like.

Of course he’ll do something wildly xenophobic and they’ll all be happy again.

Still. The infighting is nice.

Larry Miller "The Five Levels Of Drinking"

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Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

He’s setting us up to be sold to Russia at pennies on the Ruble.

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

The politics of revenge.

Nice job America. Stellar decision making. 🙄

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

Problem is he doesn’t sell it. He pawns it, gets something out of it, buys it back, rinse repeat.

How many times? Nobody’s sure, but the market value for his soul from all that handling is taking a tangible toll on its base value. Rumor has it Trump is now getting it for a stick of Juicy Fruit…

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

Oops. 😂😂😂

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

So what will we be offered as a distraction from Herr Leader not getting the Nobel?

Which mayor/governor is next on his “I’m a pathetic man baby with unrestricted power and a huge axe to grind” list?

“The United States Armed Forces, coming soon to a made-up war-torn town near you!”

Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥ @marshscarecrow.bsky.social · 22h

Heh. That ought to boil his bunions.