Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
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Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
I’ll take Joe Biden at the lowest point of his “cognitive decline” over Piggy on his BEST day EVERY TIME.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ll take Joe Biden at the lowest point of his “cognitive decline” over Piggy on his BEST day EVERY TIME.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Fuck all of you who railroaded him.
If you’re regretting how things are playing out but you wanted Biden out, congratulations: you got what you wanted.
Imagine being the kind of person who would agree to the following:
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Imagine being the kind of person who would agree to the following:
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
“I’m going to be all over those files. There’s a part involving a birthday party, three leopards, and two Girl Scouts. You’re going to make it all disappear. ALL.”
And there’s probably no blackmail. Just a willingness to please.
I propose a new name for The Regime:
Piggy and The Piglets.
Piggy and The Piglets.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I propose a new name for The Regime:
Piggy and The Piglets.
Piggy and The Piglets.
It perfectly captures the essence of the situation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It perfectly captures the essence of the situation.
I would change “Dear Oval Office occupant” to “Hey, Piggy!” but that’s probably just me.
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Dear Oval Office occupant,
A 20 year old National Guardsman is dead.
No one cares how many points you won West Virginia by.
Love,
Everyone in America still capable of critical thinking
A 20 year old National Guardsman is dead.
No one cares how many points you won West Virginia by.
Love,
Everyone in America still capable of critical thinking
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would change “Dear Oval Office occupant” to “Hey, Piggy!” but that’s probably just me.
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Also, the ending could be more direct: “With growing disdain, Americans who are tired of your shit” has a more honest feel to it…
Did Piggy wish a diminishing percentage of the country a Happy Thanksgiving and encourage the rest of us to rot in Hell yet?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did Piggy wish a diminishing percentage of the country a Happy Thanksgiving and encourage the rest of us to rot in Hell yet?
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November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If KKKaroline did have her sister in law deported…
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If KKKaroline did have her sister in law deported…
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
…when the chips fall, I think El Salvador would look really good on her.
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
GOP: “Let’s riot and overthrow the election because President Piggy told us to crime!!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
Also the GOP: “The Democrats are EVIL and traitorous for telling soldiers to ignore President Piggy’s orders to crime!”
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
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November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Boca Raton, FL Who is she?
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I propose the following:
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
If you’re the president of the United States and you’re impeached for ANY REASON, you’re escorted out of office and are ineligible to run for ANY office again, even Bridge Club President. And if it’s a crime? To prison. Period.
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No war with Venezuela!
a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
ALT: a black and white photo of a sign that says no war
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No war with Venezuela!
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Heh. Beware boardrooms everywhere: your political choices could lead to something like this.
Think, McFly…
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Think, McFly…
Republicans are America’s number one hate group.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Republicans are America’s number one hate group.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
Let’s talk about “I was just following orders.”
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let’s talk about “I was just following orders.”
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
I feel like there’s room for an awful lot of plausible deniability lately.
Because, “Cadet! Fire your missiles at that occupied boat” is very different than “Cadet, as part of this training exercise, fire your missiles at Target X17.”
What a mess.
Hey, MAGA!
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Hell yeah!
🚨 NEW: 22 states, DC, and 3 governors just filed a legal challenge over a $5 billion “contingency fund” meant to keep SNAP benefits going.
🚨 NEW: 22 states, DC, and 3 governors just filed a legal challenge over a $5 billion “contingency fund” meant to keep SNAP benefits going.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hey, MAGA!
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
Remind me again who the Good People are? The ones fighting to FEED their own people, or the ones fighting to STARVE their own people?
C’mon…you can figure this one out. I believe in you…
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Not only *can* servicemembers refuse to carry out illegal orders, they MUST refuse to carry out illegal orders! bluevirginia.us/2025/11/thur...
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not only *can* servicemembers refuse to carry out illegal orders, they MUST refuse to carry out illegal orders! bluevirginia.us/2025/11/thur...
I just can’t believe that the GOP went back on its word. It’s just so out of character for them.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just can’t believe that the GOP went back on its word. It’s just so out of character for them.
One. Nay.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One. Nay.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Good for him for standing up for his morals. Clay Higgins seems to be in support of suppressing the identities of Child Rapists.
Unanimous vote?
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Unanimous vote?
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.
Heh. All so one can say “I voted to release the files.”
Don’t be fooled: a yes vote for most Republicans is an opportunity for face-saving.