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@maskofelation.bsky.social

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The cutest Masked Fool with an unfettered sense of elation~ [RP, #HSRRP, #MVRP writer is 20+, minors do not approach please!!]

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Feb 2

"Why don't you stay and play for a while~?"

a red and white mask with a flower on it is flying through the air with a fire coming out of it .

Alt: a red and white mask with a flower on it is flying through the air with a fire coming out of it .

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"Perhaps to you, but... you can't deny, my existence has made things more interesting than it was prior, no~?"

Here she was, at a measly 145cm, acting like she owned the world as she leaned over to better peer at him, a cat like grin tugging at her lips.

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"Damn...

Still a skill issue."

( ･ω･)ﾉ

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"Fucking skill issue."
(○´3｀)ﾉ

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24d

my wife actually left me.

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!

Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"

(✧∀✧)/

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 24d

"It's International Wife Appreciation Day!

Go tell your wife you appreciate them before you become another divorce statistic!"

(✧∀✧)/

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 25d

"But is it reeeeaaally that inconvenient when shops that sell food are everywhere? And take out is a thing? And delivery services?"

She tilts her head, along with her upper torso to the side, gazing up at him with that cheeky grin of hers.

"I think you're just lazy~"

(๑•̀ᗢ•́๑)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 25d

And there she is, the rancid little creature standing right behind him.

"Oh, you are suuuuch a baby," she scoffs, shaking her head.

"Do you only get food at vending machines?"
(⁻꒫⁻)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 25d

"It's Interastral Cleanup Day! So naturally... I replaced all snacks in vending machines with douches. You're welcome, world!"

q(≧▽≦q)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 26d

"Of course, silly cowboy gooner~!"

٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 28d

"I knew playing Good Lookin' would summon the cowboy... I did not expect the booty shorts, though."

⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾

Reposted by (𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~

⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · 28d

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Walks in while wearing the shortest of booty shorts.

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 28d

Texting @loadedgun.bsky.social

"Come to Penacony if you can, I'm playing that one country song that makes everyone think of you through the loudspeakers. (✪‿✪)ノ"

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · 28d

"In celebration of Interastral Country Music Day, I've compromised Penacony's speakers and now every single one is playing Good Lookin' By Dixon Dallas! Hopefully, people love hearing about bouncing off of booty cheeks!"

(*бωб)

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Sep 11

"... I need to do something devious."
( ・ิω・)ノิิิ

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sending @loadedgun.bsky.social Goatse.

"Enjoy!!" ٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 29

"Sorry. If that was too much and you think things like that shouldn't exist, you should sign the petition at lemonparty(.)org! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)"

⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · Aug 29

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Just texts back a single line,

" wtf"

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 29

Texts @loadedgun.bsky.social 2 Girls 1 Cup.

"Enjoy."
(✿◡‿◡)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 29

Texts @loadedgun.bsky.social 2 Girls 1 Cup.

"Enjoy."
(✿◡‿◡)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 27

To end the battle of the sexes once more, I have went to every clothing store I could find and put strap-ons on every female mannequin, and fake breasts on every male mannequin.

( *︾▽︾)ヾ

You're welcome, worlds!

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 26

To unify women and men during shark week, I use those fake women penis piss things but adjust it so it covers my entire coochie, I let the pussy blood build up, pull a lever and I "piss" out my period blood at mach10.

( •̀ ω •́ )✧

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 23

(*´ ワ `*) ㏊㏊㏊~

You fool...
She has 70 alternative accounts!

─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─ @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · Aug 23

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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Don't try it, he'll get her account banned.

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 22

"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!"

₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 22

"I'm canceling you on tweeter dot com!"

₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎

─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─ @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · Aug 21

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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Yeah, it's not even a question.

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 17

"Am I still banned?"
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 17

"Am I still banned?"
(ʃƪᵕωᵕ)

─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─ @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · Feb 2

⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ Posting up a sign above the bar, "No Masked Fools allowed".

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

I told him!
૮ ◜ᵕ◝ ྀིა

He says go get vaccinated before he gets back.

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

(≍⩊≍)

(-⩊-)

(≍⩊≍)

... I'm telling Sunday.

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

"..."

（ノд｀＠）

"Cruel man, so so cruel, not letting me spread tetanus awareness like this~"

⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · Aug 16

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Tastes like over-spiced burnt chicken . . .

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

＼(º □ º l|l)/

"I did not take into account cyborgs..."

(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

＼(º □ º l|l)/

"I did not take into account cyborgs..."

⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · Aug 16

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ Eats one.

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(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼) Sparkle~ @maskofelation.bsky.social · Aug 16

"It's immunization awareness month... in celebration... I've scattered rusty razors in various places to remind people to get vaccinated for tetanus. You're welcome!"

(｡⌒𖧉⌒)⋆.˚⊹⁺